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40 Puns And Dad Jokes That'll Get Your Eyes Rolling

If you don't groan by the end of this list, you're probably a dad yourself. Or someone who actually enjoys cringing (or watching others cringe). Either way, enjoy these dad jokes and please be aware of the effects they have on other people before using them (effects include eye rolling, groaning and slinking away). 

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    cat hugging shoe YOUR SOLE IS MINE! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
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    john cleese making weird face big eyes foot fetish That's a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say? this is literally my favorite post on tumblr
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    fly wearing tiny paper crown on its head "Lord of the flies" How did you even
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    Cartoon turkey legs - I WAS BORN WITH THEM, YOu JERK!! SAY, WHERE'D YOu GET THOSE TURKEY LEGS? Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
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    Text - Singing in the shower is allfun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a Soapopera whisper
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    Text - Fonts Matter! You'll always be mine. YOU'LL ALWAYS BEMINE..
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    Cartoon yoghurt and pill bottle holding signs - ANTI BIOTICS PRO BIOTICS
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    cartoon drawing cat + Cation cat i on Pronunciation: [kat-ahy-uh n, -on noun, Chemistry 1. An ion with a paws-itive charge 2. The cutest ion ever.
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    cd in ripped paper case A Breaking This Seal Constitutes Acceptance of The End User License Agreement
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    tiny receipt AMERICAN EXPRESS 76.73 Food: 43.46 Beer: 12.75 Wine: 15.50 Banana_Man15 Via Reddit A dad asked the waitress for "one very small check." I think that she out-dadjoked him in response
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    man riding unicycle NO BICYCLE RIDING ROLLERBLADING ROLLERSKATING SKATEBOARDING SCOOTER RIDING othermike Via Reddit Take that, authority!
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    sign saying INDIAN WRITING and woman standing next to sign writing
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    video game screen Choose a name for your character. Choose wisely, as it can't be changed later. Wisely Cancel OK
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    picture aisle in supermarket called eternal pain the aisle to avoid
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    Text - one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him "who's milk is this" because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said "who's this" then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said "that's your new friend mr. milk." and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high eifunny mobi Reinvented by PamMurphy5 for Fanny:)
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    Text - At my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die 5:22 PM 10 Mar 16 593 RETWEETS 943 LIKES bonersniper I'm dying. tonyismycopilot i guess we know who caught the corpse
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    idea: a really big cage to hold what? people who question my ideas not so sure how I feel about this one i'm going to need a bigger cage
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    office chair with doll's arms attached to sides of chair I requested a chair with arm rests
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    guy doing face swap with remote control This isn't even remotely funny anymore
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    Doughnut with lord of the rings writing on it in white frosting Cast it into the fryer! Destroy it!
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    twitter post picture of shoe saying sensitive soul when the squads heavy roasting un yer just sitting there like, pls stop am just a wee SENSITIVE SOLE LIKES BETWEETS 1,618 825
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    cartoon figure looking at moon DAT MOON DOE DAT MUNDO
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    two guys wearing t-shirts with tacos on them So I met this dude at a party... LET'S TACO
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    person's fingers holding tiny uno cards I'm sick of playing your little games, I'm done. Me: 2 2 Dr UNO ifynny.co
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    gollum's face photoshopped onto body of man washing baby with frodo's face FILTHY HOBBITSES
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    Text - dicklover3000 i am the biggest dick lover of them all dicklover3001 not so fast dicklover3001.tumbir.com
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    picture of eggs toast and orange juice cartoon man WHY I STILL USE THE OXFORD COMMA Shortee.turmblr.com WITH: I had eggs, toast, and orange juice WITHOUT: I had eggs, toast and orange juice. HAD EGGS you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
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    superheros WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE HOW CAN I WATCH LANGUAGE?
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    cartoon HEY! Im THE FACTS! DID YOU WANT ME? FACTS WE ONLY UANT THE PART OF YOU THAT SUPPORTS OUR OPINION НАНА, Y-YOU CANT JUST TAKE PART OF ME, FACTS ACAS BUT THEY COULD AND DID. OWLTURD.COM
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    close up of dog's face Hi! My name is Stopthat Sometimes they call me Getbackhere
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    text messages Where from? Moms vag What state are you in? What state are you in? What state are you in? What state are you in? May 1, 2014, 10:27 PM Ok calm down May 1, 2014, 10:52 PM Ok what state are you in? May 2, 2014, 11:36 AM Ok what state are you in? May 2, 2014, 1:00 PM I am in a calm state and you should be too Send Message
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    picture of man wearing vest pointing to balloon animal Rob the Balloon Guy That's just my name, don't actually rob me
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    couple kissing with initials spelled out in front of them AN AL Not the best placement of their initials
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    Fun things to say when someone tells you they're going to go to the bathroom: Stay safe Congratulations . That's what they all say Different strokes for different folks I hope you have the time of your life But you have so much to live for Please explain think of me Don't fall in I'll alert the media Good luck Have fun Mention my name and you'll get a good seat
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    woman holding chickens People think l am crazy because I talk to my chickens.... What amIsuppose to do when they ask me things?lgnore them?
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    Text - i have two moods: sleep is for the weak sleeping for a week
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    man in batman shirts surrounded by people in red superhero costumes My buddy found himself in the middle of a flash mob today... EXIT ODZILLA SHE-RA RU
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    paper Closed for what now? Closed Due to personal Circumcisions Apologies for any Inconvenience caused
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    picture people on airplane Roses are red, Clouds make me sad Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman's Crotch Smelled So Bad does.ozock.com
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    two painted peaches - ap-Peach-iate you
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