16 Funny Dad Jokes About Animals To Put a Smile On Your Face

Dad jokes: they'll make you smile or cringe, or a little bit of both. Here's a list of them. If you're not sure where you sit on this scale, have a read, and by the end it will be determined whether you're a dad (smile), you have a messed up sense of humor (smile/cringe) or you're a normal person (cringe). Enjoy reading. 

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  • 01
    As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail 3:28 PM - 17 Jan 2018 19 Retweets 81 Likes Aa
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    Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan 12:58 PM - 11 Feb 2018 54 Retweets 180 Likes
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    How do you get a squirrel to like you?.. Act like a nut. 11:15 AM - 17 Feb 2018 177 Retweets 1,055 Likes
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    A bear walks into a bar and says "gimme a whisky . and a cola". The bar tender asks "why the big pause?" The beat replies "I don't know, I was just born with them". 7:52 AM 14 Feb 2018 19 Retweets 117 Likes
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    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left? Bison... 3:12 AM -10 Feb 2018 4c 56 Retweets 200 Likes
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    Why do French people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food. 10:32 AM - 27 Jan 2018 21 Retweets 87 Likes
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    What do you call a cow walking backwards? Moo walking.... 12:41 PM - 21 Feb 2018 FK 9 Retweets 58 Likes
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    What type of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs... 12:15 PM - 11 Jan 2018 33 Retweets 131 Likes
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    Why do bees stay in their beehive in winter? Swarm... 12:41 PM - 22 Feb 2018 19 Retweets 75 Likes
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    What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo? Ext-inked 5:15 PM - 24 Feb 2018 784 Retweets 3.181 Likes
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    Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. 5:56 AM - 7 Jan 2018 23 Retweets 134 Likes
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  • 12
    What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You can step in a poodle. 12:10 PM 27 Dec 2017 21 Retweets 84 Likes
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    If a blue house is blue and a red house is red, what color is a green house? Clear 3:15 PM 25 Feb 2018 634 Retweets 3,446 Likes
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    You smell like up dog... -What's up dog? Not much you? 8:15 AM - 25 Feb 2018 301 Retweets 1,488 Likes
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    What is a cows best friend? A MOOse 6:15 AM - 25 Feb 2018 188 Retweets 1,112 Likes
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    What do you call a reptilian detective? An Investi-Gator. 5:15 PM - 19 Feb 2018 369 Retweets 1,474 Likes
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