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The Adventures of George Washington: A Storybook for the Ages

We all know him as a stalwart general, deft statesman, and father of our nation, but George also had a vibrant home life. Among other things, he enjoyed:

1) Fighting ghosts!
2) Re-enacting scenes from Frozen!
3) Playing '90s hits on the flute!
4) Animal crackers!

[via: http://lizzywhimsy.tumblr.com/]

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    Story time!

    Sitting - i'm gonna read this family the best goshdamn story you ever heard not the one about the british spoilers martha
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    Painting - u told me there would be donuts
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    I see you eyein' me.

    Lady - anyway here's wonderwall
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    Picture frame - was that the doorbell no yes it was george i can't hear the TV it's the pizza man martha
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    Room - i burned dinner why george So we could go to waffle house
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    People - martha what u let the ghost children back in didn't you
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    Cartoon - i can see sarah palin from here
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    Horse - surprise bitch
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    Snow - dammit i forgot the milk
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    Halp plos.

    Album cover - so many trees Oi am lost george pls
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    Art - how's it look? SWOons pretty damn good huh
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    Painting - i ordered fries with this
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    woW good for u guys i have a hat thing too
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    Horse - and screw u in particular my good sir
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    Art - marthaaaaaaa call the exterminator damn yard fiddlers
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    Painting - i love uno draw four do you want a divorce martha
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    Call Bill Murray.

    Poster - u have some visitors better not be those damn ghost children again dammit martha o0000000000
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    Poster - i packed ur lunch son i'm a grown man, ma i put two fruit rollups in it aw yiss
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    Dog - one day all this will be yours hat? no that's mine dammit
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    Art - this is apple juice we ran out of booze, sir where are my animal crackers dammit
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    We have like 70 already.

    Fashion - do u need anything from the store moar children no martha
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    Make that 170.

    Tree - congratulations the entire orphanage was adopted yesterday marthaaaaaaaaaaa
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    People - who used my coloring book hehe dammit franklin
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    171.

    Illustration - soi adopted this lafayette kid aw yiss calm down martha
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    Adaptation - somebody builda snowman with me srsly
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    Poster - and this cannon shall be named george that's stupid shut up philip or i will george you
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    Illustration - whoever is humming the jaws theme is gonna get slapped
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    Vehicle - sup peasants
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    Painting - i see you adopted another random kid we need 12 more martha no
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    Text - HEY i told u kids to stay in ur rooms go back thru that wall now marthaaaaaaaaaaa the children are floating again
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    Painting - not now martha evscory
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