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20 Women Who Made Us Laugh This Week On Twitter

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    Tweet about not needing to be rich, but comfortable enough that don't feel guilty throwing away ziploc bag after using it just twice
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    Tweet rage about kid getting whistle as reward for good behavior
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    Tweet about why we don't make curry rice at home more often
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    Text - Abbi Crutchfield Follow @curlycomedy Waiter: Would you like to see our dessert menu? Me: Do you have any cereal? 5:52 AM -Aug 15, 2017 8 20 114
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    Text - Alexandra Petri Follow @petridishes last night I went to a legitimately fun gathering where we discussed colonoscopies for like half an hour so I guess I'm an adult 4:58 PM -Aug 17, 2017 t 19 36 374
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    Cup - anna kopsky @annacatkopsky Follow WHAT IF YOU GOT THIS FOR UR MAN WITHOUT LOOKING INSIDE FIRST THINGS I CAN T SAY UT THINGS CAN'T SAY Good Morning Handsome YOU ARE GOING TO BE A DADDY 5:16 PM-12 Aug 2017 24,816 Retweets 120,024 Likes
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    Text - Elisa Follow @_elisagamez I'm so tired I almost just tweeted my grocery list instead of putting it in my notes #motherhood 6:17 PM -9 Aug 2017
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    Technology - Mara Wilson Follow @MaraWilson ME: I am immune to the charms of handsome men CHRIS EVANS: "tweets something* МЕ GIF 2:32 AM -17 Aug 2017 637 Retweets 2,897 Likes
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    Text - Sara Follow @twigasaurus We got some craft blueberry coffee in the office and honestly I've never felt so hipster or so blessed in my life. 1:31 PM - 18 Aug 2017
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    Text - Yesi Follow @Monalisa_yesi How I wake up mom-fri late for work. GIF 10:29 AM-15 Aug 2017
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    Text - Issa Rae Follow @lssaRae I hugged Beyonce tonight and she told my regular face ass that I was beautiful. WHAT ELSE IS LEFT?!?! 3:35 AM -12 Aug 2017 23,996 Retweets 113,709 Likes t 24K 1.1K 114K
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    Text - SZA Follow @eszedei At a job interview, I was asked what my guilty pleasure was. My answer was K-pop I got the job 7:14 AM - 17 Aug 2017 op 532 Retweets 133 Likes
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    Text - saf mother of robots Follow @Wanderlustin me: i am excited to read this article website: actually it is a podcast me: i am excited to never know what has been said about this subject 6:25 AM -Aug 14, 2017 228,217 31,893 161
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    Text - Kendra Alvey Follow @Kendragarden Let's just rename 2017 "HOLY FUCK WHAT NOW." 11:54 PM - Aug 15, 2017 2207 609
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    Text - Allison Raskin Follow @AllisonRaskin Tomorrow I fly across the country just to dog sit, and I honestly can't think of a better use of my limited time on Earth 7:29 PM -Aug 16, 2017 11 100 1,732
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    Text - priya @priya_ebooks Follow how many of your text conversations go like this man: "greeting woman: *greeting* man: *perfunctory question* man: *talks about day* 12:38 AM - Aug 17, 2017 6 146 289
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    Text - quinta b @quintabrunson Follow Wanted to cut down on alcohol so I've replaced wine with tea. it's cool, but I'm not drunk so I'm not sure how this will go 5:38 AM - Aug 17, 2017 2329 22 3,701
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    Text - Gena-mour Barrett Follow @SmileGena friend: text me when you get home! me, 10 years later with a husband, 2 kids & a dog: shit, sorry forgot! I'm homel!!! 1:46 AM - Aug 18, 2017 t738 19 2,752
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    Text - Brandy Jensen Follow @BrandyLJensen I'm no legal scholar but I'm assuming you can sue people who ignore your texts 4:33 PM - Aug 17, 2017 24 2 45 414
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    Text - Ella Cerón Follow @ellaceron Me: I'm in New York, I should eat something special for lunch! *Narrator voice:* She went to Chipotle 8:23 PM - Aug 16, 2017 1 22 170
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