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Guy Gets Carjacked By A Hitchhiker and Left For Dead, Wanders Into His Own Funeral

After being left in the Zimbabwe wilderness and left for dead, the strangest thing happened to this guy when he walked into his own funeral. That's no metaphor. I can't imagine a more absurd scenario. I don't think that guy will be picking up any more hitchhikers. 

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    Text - TIFU by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing up to my own funeral M This happened a few years ago and I was living in Zimbabwe at the time, and I was having a pretty bad day, I was going to see my auntie who lived about 400km away from me. If youre african you'll understnad that this was no small journey. Sol got in my car and set off and about 3 hours the journey i came across a Dude by the side of the road who was going in the same direction, so out of the goodness of my heart i sai
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    Text - Half an hour passes and we're making polite chit chat and reminiscing about old times in zimbabwe, when all of a sudden he tell me to pull over, so I do. he runs out of the car and starts making wretching noises, so i assume he's throwing up, its dark at this point so i cant really see much, so i go check on him ( first mistake). I get out and go to his side expecting him to be there but he's not.....Then I here someone behind and me and before i know it im unconcious! so l wake up a coup
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    Text - I explain to them my situation and they tell me that the nearest main road is at least a good half a days walk from where I am and they dont get many cars coming through this part but they heard one last night ( which might be our thief).I start walking in the direction they point me in and after what felt like forever i come acroos a road, so I pitch up and start waiting, (now i know most of you are thinking why not call someone, i had no phone with me and I dont have the best memory so
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    Text - its takes a good two days to get there and he drops me off and i say my goodbyes to my driver, I take down his number so i can repay him later on. At this point im starting to recoginise my surroundings, I walk for a few miles and as im getting closer to my aunties i can here a lots of singing and what appears to be a large crowd which i though was strange. Im about 100 feet from the house and i see my Son which again i thought was strange because he was meant to be in school at this time
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    Text - I still have no clue whats going on at this point and im exhausted, so we rush to get my auntie inside and I see my picture ontop of a large box that resembles a coffin sitting in the living room.... So it turns out that the guy who robbed me and made off with my car my wallet and all my clothes was in a car crash so bad that they couldnt identify the body and because the only things they could use to identify him was my wallet, they assumed it was me that had died in the crash. since the
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