Hide the Pain Harold: Old Guy, Stock Photo Model, Tortured Soul
Most of the time, stock photo models are just grinning idiots with no emotion. Where's the pathos? The agony? The heartache? The evil? Harold tries to be like those grinning idiots, but that haunting gaze betrays his façade of happiness. Look into the Abyss long enough, and it begins to look back at you.
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Stare upon the visage of regret.
"Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure?"
-- Ernest Hemingway
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"I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got."
-- Kurt Cobain
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Yesterday, my wife told me to "go to Hell."
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I told her that I was already there.
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"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well."
-- Virginia Woolf
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"Hmm, all 350 on board were killed?"
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"Perhaps someday the revelation will burst in upon me and I will see the other side of this monumental grotesque joke. And then I'll laugh. And then I'll know what life is."
-- Sylvia Plath
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You have a rare form of cancer called "AIDS." Sorry.
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"Go fish, Gladys!"
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"I hate you so damn much."
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"Yes sir, I am a tortured man for all seasons, as they say, and I have powerful friends in high places. Birds sing where I walk, and children smile when they see me coming."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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"When time and age start showing, you will die a million deaths before they finally plant you."
-- David Foster Wallace
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"I can now see everything falling to pieces before my eyes."
-- Ian Curtis
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xXxOpTicH4r0Ld420xXx has joined the game.
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Call the cops, I don't give a f**k.
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Rekt.
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"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings."
-- Socrates
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"Jesus, you have s**t taste, Gladys."
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"Oh, and one more thing..."
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"... you're next."
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