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'Ohh well, I can wait': Gas pump blockers fuel truck drivers' revenge 1

'[My manager] didn't get done until midnight': Boss tries to micromanage a seasoned employee, then gets pwned when the boss's boss comes along 2

'Update: I broke up with him': Woman takes internet's advice and breaks up with her boyfriend over rent-payment disagreement 3

'Call you as soon as I leave the ER': Contractor fakes injury using a photo from the internet to avoid working, gets fired 4

'His jaw was on the floor': Small business owner scams guy out of $400, loses $15,000 5

Company Tries Tricking Employee Into Working 22 Hours In 36 Hour Frame, Quits 6

'Enjoy the bunnypocalypse': HOA demands 9-year-old get rid of her pet rabbit, cue neighborhood-wide malicious compliance 1

'Update: I broke up with him': Woman takes internet's advice and breaks up with her boyfriend over rent-payment disagreement 2

'We're not bringing our butler on vacation': 25 Entitled and snobby people who think the world revolves around them 3

Top 30+ Unpopular Opinions of the Week 4

'Ohh well, I can wait': Gas pump blockers fuel truck drivers' revenge 5

'I finally got one over my bro': Guy uses Doctor Who to get petty revenge on brother for scaring him all the time 6