The favorite bra you wear every day, forever, until it literally falls apart.
The Bat Bra
The bra whose effects on your cleavage break every known law of physics.
The Useless Boob Bedazzler
No support, no structure, and no function whatsoever... but oooooh, it's so pretty!
The Aspirational Brassiere
Purchased accidentally, this bra is a full cup size too large... but you keep it around anyway, in the hopes of giving your boobs something to strive for.
The bra with a sharp, badly-lined underwire that causes unavoidable injuries every time you wear it.
The bra that makes your boobs look five times bigger than they actually are.
The Great Descender
The strapless bra which, no matter how tightly you cinch it, always wriggles its way down to your waist within five minutes of leaving the house.
The Heavy Hitter
Overwires, underwires, a five-pronged hydraulic clasp system, and straps thick enough to choke a donkey: this bra is a must-have for the large-breasted set.
A bra which... wait a second. This isn't my bra! Whose bra is this?! ALIEN BRA INVASION OMG.
Worn for workouts, this bra's smushing abilities are legend.
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