Funny Guide To The 10 Types Of Bras in The Life of Every Woman

• 1

  The Workhorse

  

  The favorite bra you wear every day, forever, until it literally falls apart.
  

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• 2

  The Bat Bra

  

  The bra whose effects on your cleavage break every known law of physics.
  

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• 3

  The Useless Boob Bedazzler

  

  No support, no structure, and no function whatsoever... but oooooh, it's so pretty!
  

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• 4

  The Aspirational Brassiere

  

  Purchased accidentally, this bra is a full cup size too large... but you keep it around anyway, in the hopes of giving your boobs something to strive for.
  

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• 5

  Sir Pokes-a-Lot

  

  The bra with a sharp, badly-lined underwire that causes unavoidable injuries every time you wear it.
  

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• 6

  The Deceiver

  

  The bra that makes your boobs look five times bigger than they actually are.
  

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• 7

  The Great Descender

  

  The strapless bra which, no matter how tightly you cinch it, always wriggles its way down to your waist within five minutes of leaving the house.
  

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• 8

  The Heavy Hitter

  

  Overwires, underwires, a five-pronged hydraulic clasp system, and straps thick enough to choke a donkey: this bra is a must-have for the large-breasted set.
  

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• 9

  The Interloper

  

  A bra which... wait a second. This isn't my bra! Whose bra is this?! ALIEN BRA INVASION OMG.
  

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• 10

  The Vise

  

  Worn for workouts, this bra's smushing abilities are legend.
  

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