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Some Jokester Placed a Bunch of Fake Signs All Over the London Underground

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    Text - Stop Staring hancery Lane St. Paul's iccadilly Circle District
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    Text - Parents with children Aren't you wonderful, taking Little Hugo to the museums? WALK ON THE LEFT. Landon Travel Information 0207 222 1234 UNDERGROUNC MAYOR OF LONDON
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    Font - Zone 2 Zone 3 Naughty passengers will be crushed Penalty fare or pre if you fail to show on demanc whole of your journey or a va
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    Text - Caution Keep clear of the doors Do not attempt to leave the train when doors are closing Do not obstruct the doors Use alarm if the doors are obstructed We apologise that all apologies for the chronic overcrowding on this train are shallow and meaningless ALE
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    Electronics - No sitting Penalty C200 Neth Central Lendon uney planner too much r car insurance? ality cars could save up to 20% 6 1718 yenlee privilege దె్
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    Text - Shepherd's Pie East White Acton City irs adway Hollar Par North Acton Circle Hammersmith &City Overground Gas mark 4 West Wood Lane 250m Acton
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    Font - Priority seat for people who are overweight, conjoined or charming snakes
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    Motor vehicle - Emergency ventilation Do not lean out of window when train is moving For a more efficient service please alight at the next stop where a team of heavily drugged sloths will drag you to your destination
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    Text - Tottenham Court Road nd eet Oxford Circus Holbom Piccadity Bakerloo bilee Northern Submarine to Somalia Victoria ee access from the Central line et are shown with this symbol
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    Font - Keep clear of the doors tions fare Do not attempt to leave the train when doors are closing 1 the Do not obstruct the doors n betoen on Epre Tr Penas Use alarm if the doors are obstructed PRESS We apologise that all apologies for the chronic overcrowding on this train are shallow and meaningless. 23
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    Text - Toilet seat with absorbent fabric for those with explosive diarrhea
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    Blue - Always press this button
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    Sign - No eye contact Penalty £200
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    Text - Pull lever to pour gravy on sausages located in driver's compartment.
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    Text - ad ern line Please remain seated Expect turbulence.
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    Text - In case of train delay please snap stresstwig.
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    Text - Emergency travel companion.
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    Transport - iPods must be worn at all times. If you don't have an iPod then play with your phone, read a newspaper or pretend to be asleep Priority seat pretend to be asleep and they won't ask you to move
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    Machine - Cattle Cart L
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    Text - $4M Priority seat for people who are disabled, pregnant or less able to stand Priority Seat Please offer this seat to those drunks less able to stand TSM mixenomessage.com
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    Transport - Peak hours may necessitate that you let other people sit on your lap
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    Text - Don't acknowledge fellow passengers or sustain eye contact beyond 2 seconds. Please respect urban solitude.
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    Font - Cen The End South Ru On No Riclic
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    Electronics - Royal Hill of Buckhurst Woodford upon-sea Snaresbrook Crescent rUpper an Leyton East Terminal District 4 Check Point. District 3 District 1 District 2 Lone Zone 4 Zon
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    Font - :your journey, particular before you travel; look for publicity ons, visit tfl.gov.uk/check or call 020 7222 1234 N Hill Gate T xfoc le B d Str et otti nd Lancaster Gate Jublee Circle Veta District Stations with step-free access from the Central ine platforms to the street are shown with this symbe Zone
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    Text - Wertle Bond Nightmare Tottenham RanCersneyAch Street on Elm St. Court Road tr Hell's Gats Purgatory Heaven Hell Hell
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    Label - Woodford South Woodford Roding Valley Chigwell Grange Hill HainaulL Sraresbrook Ltonstone Warstead Rege Garts Hilll rkingside Newbury Park Fairlop Woodford-Hain wion nuns un sporox.2AOO
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    Advertising - e ndOuford Tottenham SteStreet Court Road Holborr uncaste Gate blee Bakerloo Northern Piccadi Victoria
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    Font - Oxford Street Marble Bond Resting HIL Git uevay Arah Street Lancaster Gate Jubilee Bakerloo Victoria
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    Logo - IN Drinking seat for people who want to get absolutely red signaled
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    Logo - Dr 1St ClAss seat for unprecedented Levels of sophistication comfort and refinement
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    Label - Royal seat by appointment to Her Majesty Queen's bottom
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    Vehicle - Electric chair for murderers, paedophiles and smelly commuters
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