Troll Comedian Gets a Scam Call and Decides to Play Along, Live Tweets the Outcome

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    Text - Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes Follow just got targeted by the laziest, shoddiest grifters I have ever come across in my life, and boy did I enjoy it. Dave Holmes Follow @DaveHolmes I was coming out of the gym, disoriented/exhausted, and there was a vm from a #in MD. I listened: THIS IS A FINAL NOTICE FROM THE IRS. Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes Follow ( should be numbering these, but I don't know how many there will be.) (Let's say 20.) Dave Holmes Follow @DaveHolmes I called back, because I get stupi
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    Text - Dave Holmes Follow DaveHolmes I asked what he did before that, and how he likes the IRS gig. He said: "MR HOLMES I AM BUSY DOING YOUR PAPERWORK." | said: Jeez, of course. Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes Follow I told him I was pulling up to the ATM to withdraw the money, and he said: YOU CAN'T WITHDRAW THAT MUCH FROM AN ATM. YOU HAVE TO GO IN. Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes Follow (I'm going to be honest with you here: that was news to me, but it makes sense now that I think about it.) Dave Holmes Follo
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    Text - Dave Holmes Follow DaveHolmes I was then transferred to a guy who announced himself simply as "Agent Paul." Agent Paul was going to give me the account info. Dave Holmes Follow @DaveHolmes I said: fire away. He gave me an account and routing numbers into which to deposit my money. The name on the account: JACK MILTON. Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes Follow I said: I'll be sure to tell the teller it's for the IRS, so that he or she is extra careful with the numbers and whatnot. Dave Holmes Follow
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    Text - Dave Holmes Follow DaveHolmes I was then transferred to a guy who announced himself simply as "Agent Paul." Agent Paul was going to give me the account info. Dave Holmes Follow @DaveHolmes I said: fire away. He gave me an account and routing numbers into which to deposit my money. The name on the account: JACK MILTON. Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes Follow I said: I'll be sure to tell the teller it's for the IRS, so that he or she is extra careful with the numbers and whatnot. Dave Holmes Follow
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