Twitter is kind of like the Wild Wild West. Or what I imagine the Wild Wild West to be like based on a handful of movies and TV shows. A crazy, quasi-deserted place full of rapscallions, neer-do-wells, and ruffians. There are duels between warring families regularly, tumbleweeds rolling by, and a sense of adventure. Everyone is looking for gold but nobody is finding it. It's rough and rocky, yes, but it's also full of fascinating characters and its own sense of morality. City slickers may not find any sense in it, but it has its own internal logic, codes, and conduct.
Lucky for you, you don't have to traverse the dusty plains yourself, risking injury or your reputation. I've gathered some of the best tales and travails from the saloons, rodeos, and showdowns. And they're all right here for you, ready to be consumed. Y'all come back now, ya hear?