A Hobbit's Helping of 24 Lord of the Rings Memes to Scroll Over Second Breakfast (June 1, 2024)

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Jun 1, 2024 11:30 AM EDT

Gollum is like the dog that Dad never wanted. 

Adopted off the streets like some clingy, hairless Skeletor, he targeted the weakest in the group (Frodo) to capitalize on his overwhelming empathy and incessant need to take care of others. But Sam saw right through it. Even though Frodo begged and begged, 'Can we keep him, can we keep him?' Sam stood firm on his distrust of this feral creature.

But Gollum was not like an adorable street dog, he was more like the rabid raccoon living outside in a hole fostering its mange… and there was nothing that could change Sam's mind about that. 

Good ol' Sam.

Although many of us think we could have withstood the persuasions of Gollum's "charms", most of us would likely be just like silly Frodo, trying to tame a wild thing even after it tries to bite our finger off. Moral of the story is to let nature stay wild and leave that rabid critter outside where he belongs, you never know when he'll frame you with crumbs of Lembas bread or try to mislead you into a dangerous spider tunnel.

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    gandALF
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    If you ever feel useless, remember that Galadriel had a husband I'm just Ken.
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    RUN, YOU FOOLS. IMHOTEP!
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    WESTFOLD AGONDOR
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    Your love for the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind. Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.
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    I'M GOING TO EAT YOU. IN A COMPLETELY NORMAL WAY, RIGHT? IN A COMPLETELY NORMAL WAY, RIGHT?
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    It abandoned Gollum. But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable.
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    BURRITO (Buh-ree-toh) Mexican style beans with mild red or spicy green chili sauce, shredded cheese and onions folded in a soft flour tortilla.
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    "I watch the hobbit for its complex and interesting plot" The Plot:
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    Gandalf: "Fly you fools! Swords are no more use here!" Gandalf, 5 minutes later:
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    when your mom leaves you alone at the checkout but the line moves faster than expected Don't leave me here alone! Don't go where I can't follow.
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    You young rascals! A merry hunt you've led us on, and now we find you...feasting! and... and smoking! The salted pork is particularly good.
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    Every time Bilbo puts on the one ring in The Hobbit People who haven't read LOTR People who have
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    ORDRINGS SHIREPOSTING The age of men is over. The age of men is what? Over.
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    *Gandalf The Grey dies* *Comes back as Gandalf The White* The elves who sang his multi-hour laments:
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    BED AND BREAKFAST BED AND BREAKFAST AND BREAKFAST
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    British people when the sun comes out once a year
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    Frodo Gandalf Gandalf have to go make a call.
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    Aragorn and Legolas went now with Eomer in the van. On through the dark night they rode, ever slower as the and and thair 1:1 Why didn't we just drive the van to Mordor?
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    Dad, I just turned 36 Hah, at your age Boromir was 38
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    My father is a noble man "you sure about that?"
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    The little-known final test in the Uruk Hai training was called "resisting the elvish thirst trap"
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    WHEN YOU OPEN THE WINDOW FOR A FLY BUT IT DOESN'T LEAVE SO... YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH
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    When you see your teacher outside of school You have no power here
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