Baby, My Love Is An Infographic

Would a series of charts and graphs make a good Valentine's Day present? Here's a sample one so you can find out!

MY FEELINGS = <3 IF YOU ALSO = <3 THEN I WILL (●⌒∇⌒●) IF NOT I WILL = д<;)･ﾟﾟ･｡ AND POSSIBLY GET DRUNK AND (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻