19 Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

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  • 01
    Hair - No one has more to say than the woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it
  • 02
    Hair - Dating a single mom is like playing someone else's saved game.
  • 03
    Eating - Eating popcorn starts civil but ends barbaric.
  • 04
    Text - You'never realize how loud every day activities are until you do them when everyone is sleeping.
  • 05
    Face - The fact that we can swallow something down the wrong pipe and almost choke to death might be the biggest design flaw in our bodies.
  • 06
    Horse - Iwish horses knew that every time we passed them in a car we go "Look horses!"
  • 07
    Pipe - No matter how flat my tube of toothpaste becomes, l'll always feel like Ucouldve squeezed more out of it.
  • 08
    Ostrich - Parallel parking is 1000% harder when people are watching.
  • 09
    Guitar - Sowhy does the the brain skip the second the?
  • 10
    Red - Why do we assume that a zombie apocalypse will have human zombies? We could be under attack from cow zombies one day.
  • 11
    Text - If you wanted to travel to all 4 corners of the earth you d only have to go to the North and South Pole এh vte
  • 12
    Mobile phone - You know you didn't get enough sleep when you wake up and your phone isn't fully charged
  • 13
    Toilet seat - If I was the last person on earth, I'd still close the door to take a shit.
  • 14
    Tropical cyclone - If hurricane Jose and hurricane Maria combine, the resulting hurricane should be called hurricane Jesus.
  • 15
    Blue - You never know how much surface area something takes up until you have to paint it.
  • 16
    Hair - Taking dating advice from attractive people is like taking finance advice from someone who won the lottery
  • 17
    Dog - If dogs actually played poker they'd be terrible at bluffing Their tails would give them away
  • 18
    Hair - it's kind of sad that foods are now being advertised as having REAL umeat REAL cheese, etc.
  • 19
    Product - By the time we get people to stop texting and driving, we'll have self driving cars that allow people to text.while driving

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