20 Cute Dog Rates Because Doggos Are Pawfect, And They Should Know It

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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Bodie. He's here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 parade starts right behind him ...
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Cheddar. He was caught mid scoot. Wants to know if you've ever heard of something called privacy before. 13/10 ALT 7:19 PM. May 29, 2024 425.6K Views ALT ...
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Nori. She's not a human trapped in a dog's body. She's a human chilling in a dog's body. 13/10 ALT 12:42 AM - May 29, 2024 - 834.3K Views ...
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This dog was spotted desperately trying to reinflate his friend. Someone please help. 13/10 for both ALT BAR
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Torque. He was bitten by a rattlesnake. Just wanted to make a new friend, but it turns out the rattlesnake was more of an introvert. 12/10 (we're happy to report he's doing better now) ALT 6:50 PM - May 22, 2024 836K Views ALT ALT wood
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is London. She has natural ear-liner. It is like eyeliner, but less goth. ... 14/10 ALT
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Ned. He'll be conducting your check-pup today. Please don't giggle when you see him. He's $232,000 in debt from medical school and would appreciate some respect. 13/10 ALT CO AN ***
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Rinka. She loves her dinosaur friend. Likes having someone around who knows what it's like to have teeny tiny arms. 12/10 ALT ww "..
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates ... This is Sage the Miniature Poodle. Last night she won Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, narrowly beating the German Shepherd. The breed also won in 1943, 1959, and 2002. 14/10 would be an honor to pet 9909 ALT ALT SHAKE SHACK and Westminster Kennel Club
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Indie. She had her first swim today. It could've gone better. 13/10 someone please get her a towel ALT ALT ALT Ashley 12:35 AM • May 15, 2024 913.6K Views ALT
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Kikko, Sasha, Momo, and Hina. They are holding a secret meeting to discuss their plans for world domination. Partly because Momo forgot to bring Scrabble again. 13/10 for all ALT 23
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Loro. He was just told he doesn't look real. They just meant he's very cute, but it was too late. The existential crisis had already hit. 13/10 ALT 7:19 PM - May 13, 2024 2.8M Views 464 16.2K ALT ALT 73K ☐ 3.1K ↑
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Bagel. She knows her ears are very cute. Chooses to only show them on rare occasions to keep you wanting more. 13/10 very mysterious #SeniorPupSaturday ALT 7:56 PM - May 11, 2024 876.6K Views ALT ALT
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Bear. He pulled the fire alarm while at the groomer's. There wasn't a fire or anything, he was just ready to leave. After firefighters arrived, they explained to the dogs the importance of not triggering false alarms. Bear promises not to do it again. 12/10 ALT 200 West Monon Green Blvd ALT 1:01 AM - May 10, 2024 630K Views ALT supituod
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates ... This is Palta. She's here to remind you that you don't have to be strong or tough to be a cowboy. You just need some yeehaw in your heart. 14/10 ALT 7:26 PM - May 9, 2024 - 1.1M Views
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates We only rate dogs. This is a very large duckling. He is very cute, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 ALT 7:01 PM - May 8, 2024 - 1.2M Views
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Sawol. She was told that she either has to start paying bills, or start chipping in. Thought the latter would involve chips. 12/10 ...
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates ... This is Gus. He was told he'd grow into his ears. But his ears had different plans. 13/10 ALT 8:08 PM - May 6, 2024 967.5K Views ALT
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    WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Khan. He is your Uber driver. But unlike most Ubers, all of his rides go to the park. And also you drive. 13/10 five stars

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