15 of the Most Inventive Things Prison Guards Have Ever Seen Prisoners Create

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    Text - Irish - ProfRaptor 2124 points 5 months ago Someone in my Jail made a castle out of mostly soap, Styrofoam cups and plastic wrap. It even had a working draw bridge.
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    Text - - UnoDeadlyWang-o 483 points 5 months ago Jail deputy here. Inmates are extremely clever. The arts and crafts are what blow my mind. How someone can draw a portrait that you couldn't tell the difference from a picture with a crappy little flex pen blows my mind. Also, soap carvings are beautiful
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    Text - [-earnedmystripes 1777 points 5 months ago Ex jail officer here. Found a device used to boil water. We sold Ramen on commisary. It was a piece of metal broken off from an air vent with wires from their cell light wrapped around it. Attach the the wires to the spliced power cord for their tv and it would heat the metal bar. Place bar in bowl of water. Dangerous but effective
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    Games - [-] Krystal542 1689 points 5 months ago Someone I know is a CO and confiscated dice made out of crushed aspirins and molded into cubes.
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    Text - - GeechieSmyche 699 points 5 months ago Golf ball and putter. The ball was made out of rolled up soap. The head was also made of soap. The hand le was made from a bunch of rolled up request slips. They would set up obstacles and play 18 holes in their cell. 23 hours a day in the RHU made them get creative.
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    Organism - - Nigirian_Prince 728 points 5 months ago I'd say prison wine that shit is nasty, but just the fact they figured out how to do it with only the supplies in prison
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    Text - avawon TUNNEL HOLLAND NOD REVERSE NOUVS 7-7-7+7+7+7.7. [- Chrisvettel5 10 points 5 months ago Jailopoly, BMW, Audi, and Lexus. the railroad spaces were Mercedes, TRANSIT STATION BOYLSTON STREET $250 NEWURY STREET STOCK FIFTH MADISON SECURIT AVENUE AMNUE 0055 PAY 10% anAY a Y anNAY TAX ORENTAL CHEST COMUNITY NOVIS ONVHO OLES SQUEEZE EMBARCADERO SNe NOOV 30 WO 7+7»7» 7+77477+77 EXCH Ow UND FLORDA AVENUE WALL STEEET UST OF CT 50% OE130 POOL PRCE500 STARON WATER CHANCE WORKS ? ATLAN AVENUE EU
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    Caffeine - - DarrenEdwards 598 points 5 months ago At the prison museum in Deerlodge, Mt there is a wire with scorch marks and razor blades on one end. It looks like a disemboweling device. However, it was made by an inmate to plug into a light socket and electricity traveling between the razors would warm water for coffee.
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    Text - - Jakespartan44 943 points 5 months ago Chess board and chess set made out of paper that was wet and pressed into shape. Took a shit ton of paper but looked legit.
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    Fishing rod - [-] Oc_Spray 392 points 5 months ago* One inmate made an actual, functioning fishing rod out of plastic utensils, toilet paper rolls, newspaper clippings and strings taken from the prison blankets. It even had a little crank that would extend/retract the "lure"
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    Billiards - [-] Oblivious-otter 100 points 5 months ago Fully functioning miniature pool table. Cue sticks and all.
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    Electronics - C-] try_new_stuff 51 points 5 months ago A dungeons and dragons set with slips of paper instead of dice and using a chess board and decorated pieces for characters 9
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    Dish - -1 got_niggamortis 3 points 5 months ago An inmate manufactured shower head and I had to confiscate a hot pot.. They managed to disassemble it and hook it up to their metal desk to make a hot iron skillet to cook food.
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    Text - - Coleb65 1212 points 5 months ago Homemade tattoo guns are always interesting, they use pieces from either beard trimmers an electric fan motor to create the actual gun Then they use either a needle some one has stolen from the nurse or a sharpened paperclip for the needle
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    Text - VOLUM 60 TONO INT - Malicteal 12 points 5 months ago Best I can do is a guy who took parts of magazines and rolled/tied then together to make a semi long "pole" (teehee) that he would use to change the channel on his tv so he wouldn't have to get up. BRILLD CONTR
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