It's 8:45 and the communal coffee pot is already drained. You have two 1-on-1's today, a 'Think Tank' with your boss this afternoon, and a team-building cocktail hour later on this week. Is this the 'company culture' everyone's always raving about?
As much as corporate jarheads like to brag about their superior office life, it's pretty subpar. There's no way the workforce can trust a couple of suit-wearing goons who touch base with their employees once or twice a week before scheduling their annual work retreat to Aruba. For the folks down here in the trenches keeping this company afloat (ie: the employees), things aren't as rosy as supervisors make it out to be. They're always bragging about record profits but can't muster a raise to cover inflation and they've got the local pizza parlor on speed dial at this point to boost company morale.
So if you're looking for your own little slice of Aruba, keep scrolling for this week's collection of dark-humored work memes that'll stick it to management.