30 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (June 18, 2024)

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    Cleric: uses Turn Undead Skeletons: I don't know where I'm walking but it's somewhere away from this guy u/Nick Blade
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    My players My obvious plot hooks Huh. I wonder who that's for.
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    imgfin.com Mom: If you wanna play D&D so badly, why dont you just play with some random people on Roll20? The random people on Roll20: Humery Jack
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    Will you please listen? I'm not a plot hook! HE IS A PLOT HOOK!
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    Murderers He does exactly what I do Adventurers But Legally
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    When the Kobolds flee deeper into the cave instead of fighting you to the death Veterans Newbies
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    championoftheravenqueen Bards are too powerful. They can learn mass suggestion. All they have to do is yell "Everybody clap your hands!" and make up to 12 people do the Cha Cha slid for 24 hours championoftheravenqueen At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a 7th-level spell slot, the duration is 10 days. When you use an 8th-level spell slot, the duration is 30 days. When you use a 9th-level spell slot, the duration is a year and a day. a level 20 bard can force you to do the Cha Cha S
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    Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP
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    hit-it-or-crit-it Follow D&D spells named for the wizard who developed them nearly always take the form of <developer's name><adjective><noun>, eg: Otto's Irresistible Dance. Therefore, Mike's Hard Lemonade is a wizard spell. In this essay I will 5,928 notes >> D
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    lvl 1 fungus leshy @fum....1h A warlock but all their patron wants is brand growth. After every spell, the warlock has to say "Brought to you by Yig, Father of Serpents" and they have to wear a ballcap displaying Yig's logo at all public appearances. #dnd #ttrpg So yeah, they trade their soul.
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    When the DM kills off your beloved character and you have to roll up a new one: 8 Discours Nash Funds Is this one better? I made this one with my tears.
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    "HE'S ROLLING!" PROCEEDS TO PANIC imgflip.com DIERE ME, THE DM, ROLLING FOR NO REASON CRITICAL ROLE How do you want to do this?
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    *puts on flower crown, falls into a f... @Klezmerstyle #dnd magical item idea: a long spear that does 1d10 healing when you poke someone with it, with 10' reach the AmbuLANCE okay I'll show myself out
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    Lady of Barovia @LadyAhiru "I'll DM you," I said. You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There's a knock at your door. It's me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice. "Roll for initiative." I utter. 2018-04-23, 2:19 PM ifunny.co
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    popdatchickensauce supermuffdiver69 When the Dragon Age concludes, the next century will be called the Age. Source: rainykin A suspicious lack of dragons. STJE Pretend You're Xyzzy rainykin: this was one of the best plays of the night Pretend You're Xyzzy
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    DM: "Please make a stealth check." ROUGE BARD PALADIN BARBARIAN
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    yeah i could be a functioning member of society or i could be a TIZED IZGUS it's actually a pretty easy decision MA
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    when you just swing a sword while the other party members transform into bears, throw lightning and resurrect dying people: I'm doing my part!
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    Owl! at the Library la @SketchesbyBoze Re-enchant your life by making the mundane exciting. You are not "going to CVS," you are visiting the apothecary to buy potions. You are not "running an errand," you are doing a side quest. You are not "feeding the birds," you are making an alliance with the crow queen. 3:34 PM 05 Aug 21 Twitter Web App
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    B Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond Cleric: Watch your tone, vampire! Or have you forgotten what happened in Aafrica? Vampire: *hisses* YOU GENOCIDAL MONSTER!!! GENERATIONS OF MY BRETHEREN ERASED FROM EXISTANCE!!! Bard: Dude, what did you do? Cleric: I blessed the rains down in Aafrica.
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    PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FIND A GROUP TO PLAY WITH D&D MEMES
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    Leather armour is the best for sneaking, because it's literally made of hide.
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    I'll cast enlarge on this ring so it'll resemble a crown. Then I'll present it to the evil lord as a gift. When spell wears off it'll shrink and crush his skull like a watermelon. Paladin who's Rogue who really. sickened but wants to see curious The horrified DM A
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    PLAYING A HALFLING ROGUE SO YOU CAN HIDE IN SMALL SPACES PLAYING A LOXODON ROGUE BECAUSE NO ONE WILL NOTICE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
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    The DPS Wizard can cause massive amounts of AOE damage in a little amount of time. That's why they're number two. UTILITY CASTER* Let me show you why we're number one. SPELLS THAT DO WEIRD STUFF*
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    Rolled a 1 Nat 1 Crit failed D&Didn't
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    I said YOU didn't SEE anything in the room. You said there was nothing in the room! CRITICAL ROLE How do you want to do this
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    When the DM says "You can certainly try." @mydnd20
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    I'm learning Elvish so I can trade recipes with my babushka. I'm learning Infernal ...so I can go to The Nine Hells for... ...a thing. Rosetta Stone I'm learning Dwarvish so I can communicate better with my coworkers. Rosetta Stone Rosetta Stone
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