19 Shower Thoughts That Will Make Your Brain Smoke

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    Blue - You never know how much surface area something takes up until you have to paint it.
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    Mobile phone - You know you didn't get enough sleep when you wake up and your phone isn't fully charged
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    Text - If you wanted to travel to all4 corners of the earth you'd only have to go to the North and South Pole Halh C vter de
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    Red - Why do we assume that a zombie apocalypse will have human zombies? We could be under attack from cow zombies one day.
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    Toilet seat - If I was the last person on earth, I'd still close the door to take a shit.
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    Pipe - No matter how flat my tube of toothpaste becomes, l'll always feel like Ucoulave squeezed more out of it.
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    Dog - If dogs actually played poker they'd be terrible at bluffing Their tails would give them away
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    Product - By the time we get people to stop texting and driving. we'll have self diriving cars that allow people to text..while driving
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    Ostrich - Parallel parking is 1000% harder when people are watching.
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    Face - The fact that we can swallow something down the wrong pipe and almost choke to death might be the biggest design flaw in our bodies.
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    Hair - Taking dating advice from attractive people is like taking finance advice from someone who won the lottery
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    Guitar - So why does the the brain skip the second the?
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    Hair - Dating a single mom is like playing someone else's saved game.
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    Eating - Eating popcorn starts civil but ends barbaric.
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    Hair - t's kind of sadthat foods are now being advertised as having REAL uneac REAL cheese, etc.
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    Tropical cyclone - If hurricane Jose and hurricane Maria combine, the resulting hurricane should be called hurricane Jesus.
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    Hair - No one has more to say than the womain who says shedoesn't want to talk about it
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    Text - You'never realize how loud every day activities are until you do them when everyone is sleeping.
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    Horse - Iwish horses knew that every time we passed them in a car we go "Look horses!"
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