29 Memes Full of Inevitable Truths

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    PINK FREUD THE DARK SIDE OF YOUR MOM
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    macross-82 biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate. -stained-jorts Follow reddit
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    BECOME UNGOVERNABLE NO FEEDING
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    How to make money Work
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    Oh he THICC thicc THIS IS FAT FRED HE IS A BOY HE IS NOT PREGNANT HE WEIGHS 28 POUNDS YES, HE IS ON A DIET NO, IT IS NOT WORKING WELL FAT FRED LOVES PEOPLE YOU MAY COME IN AND PET HIM HE SITS ON SMALL CHILDREN AND LOVES BEING SCRATCHED NEAR HIS HIPS FAT FRED IS NOT UP FOR ADOPTION BUT WE DO HAVE SMALLER MODES AVALARE gato mis FdF
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    Instructions: Introducing Baby to Pets SAFE UNSAFE
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    When the bard has had enough of the haunted mansion these ghosts *Spooky jazz*
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    > B Shower Thoughts @TheWeirdWorld Professional runners spend lots of time running in order to run for as little time as possible.
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    diyani @twofrogskissing this is the amount of pasta i taste to see if it's cooked :) @shougylol 3d I'll never forget Cipriani gave us 6 pastas per person. I cried
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    Good Flirts: I'm enjoying getting to know you and don't want it to stop. Better Flirts: I'm trying so hard not to kiss you right now. Me Flirting: Did you know, according to NASA, 1993's Jurassic Park is the 7th most scientifically accurate film ever made?
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    WHARRGARBL
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    Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet? Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus. Wizard: He has spells? Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it he shouts "Cast iron!"
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    have a lot of to do? don't do any of it! try these instead! by @dumbsoberbitch bake cookie hate yourself To Do List •By Gold have on ve worry about everything you have to do panic eat cookie pretend to sleep Seen 9:18am ignore loved ones. scroll dissociate cry NETFLIX everything is fine! binge watch lie
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    Mike F @animaldrumss its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside 4/25/15, 11:32 PM 10.6K RETWEETS 19.3K FAVORITES
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    8th grade math student 3rd year engineering student physics basic algebra differential equations laplace transform calculus basic algebra
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    YOU'RE VIBING? IN THIS wall hair_the_mat ECONOMY?
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    andy van slyke @im_all_id People who don't use contractions scare the out of me. "I will be there" okay with what a machete 12:34 PM 7/17/23 354K Views • 1,271 Retweets 86 Quotes
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    Gareth @GMLmusic "I won't back down." - Tom Petty "I may readjust my stance if you have a convincing argument." - Tom Reasonable 4:29 PM - 13 Dec 16 Twitter Web Client
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    RE KING Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy And the sky is gray Angry SpyCrane @AngrySkycrane. 1d All the spheres are brown
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    there's just no way this person isn't a super villain
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    Alan @alan_maguire "Grab the first black clothing you can find. We're heading down to mourn the queen" SONS YES, THEY'RE NATURAL
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    Ellen Weatherford → @elksneedle I still say octopi because I'm waiting for someone to say "um actually the word octopus is derived from Greek not Latin so the correct plural form is octopodes" so that I'll get to say "octopodes nuts" 5:44 PM - 29 Mar 22 Twitter for Android
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    The tag of my shirt is touching my neck. My brain:
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    reaghan @reaghhan doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him Newt Gingrich's mom: newt gingrich
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    MY EYES ARE UP HERE
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    FOREVER WILIN @Foreverihyy don't wanna end this year on bad terms with anyone so if you have beef with me, die 1:38 PM 2022-11-25 Twitter for iPad •
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    the hype @TheHyyyype little kids are so dumb. "are we there yet?" yeah man, we're there. our final destination is this random stretch of highway. get it together
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    Her: He's probably thinking about other women... him: I bet shes staring at me again. this relationship is toxic af.
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    sarah radz @sarahradz *** I want Al to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want Al to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.

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