'I thought I was auditioning for the Olympics': Funny Posts Explaining That Correctly Playing With Cats Takes A Lot Of Effort

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    dave wagner @Dbwagner104 Follow if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life. 12:23 AM ⚫ Jul 4, 2024 202.7K Views > 79 17964 12K 325 ↑
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    dave wagner @Dbwagner104 imagine a cat Rotten Tomatoes website. that place would be vicious. "Dad shaking a wand back and forth in front of my face: 15% (ROTTEN)" 1:07 AM Jul 4, 2024 8,151 Views
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    Tiana Mae @123_Tee I thought I was auditioning for the Olympics the other night, running around looking like I'm ribbon twirling only for my cat to ignore it? 1:09 AM ⚫ Jul 4, 2024 · 4,033 Views
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    dave wagner @Dbwagner104 you get roughly 15 seconds of cat engagement for that effort 1:11 AM Jul 4, 2024 3,702 Views
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    Hazel @Hazelrinn my fav is when they pretend to not care 1:02 AM ⚫ Jul 4, 2024 · 2,746 Views • .
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    dave wagner @Dbwagner104 it's so hurtful, because what else do they have going on? you can't even take your attention away from staring at a wall for five minutes and try to enjoy this game? 1:03 AM Jul 4, 2024 2,621 Views
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    Ailurophile, bibliophile and solitary soul.... @marbethflies ... You don't know drama until your cat has swatted the last of their beloved spring toys under the furniture and look at you so patheticly wanting you toobe said item of furniture and retrieve the toy(s) so they can bat it back under the same item of furniture 10 seconds later..... 12:35 AM Jul 4, 2024 1,251 Views
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    Jess Mackin @Jessica_Mackin Or months later when you move the sofa, and see all the money you've spent/wasted on toys that haven't been played with ...
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    J. Kerr @remysmom7 YES: "they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.” I'm a true thespian, always up for a dramatic reading. My cats generally put their ears back &halfheartedly bat the toy a couple times b4 either exiting stage left or plopping down to have a quick pre-nap wash. . 12:54 AM ⚫ Jul 4, 2024 666 Views
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    MargarineOLeo @MargarineOLeo Mine fell asleep yesterday while I was playing with them. So I put the toy down.
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    Amanda Lauer @Belle_Librarian Bea's worm has to have a dopey voice when he says "Oh what a lovely day. Boy, I hope no one tries to attack me today!" otherwise she doesn't feel he's oblivious enough meaning her sneak attacks won't work! 2:07 AM ⚫ Jul 4, 2024 348 Views • •
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    Lorissa Sengara @LorissaSengara Glad it's not just me. My arms are sore regularly from waving the wand toys for them to chase...and waving...and waving 2:51 AM ⚫ Jul 4, 2024 • 129 Views
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    Rosemary Frazer @RosemaryFrazer He seems to have combined disdain, bewilderment and disappointment all in the one facial expression. This is a gifted cat. 1:23 AM ⚫ Jul 4, 2024 175 Views
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    Sarah W @swashford Fortunately the neighbours are used to me by now so my cries of "excellent hunting you fierce warrior, kill the banana” do not raise eyebrows. I dread to think how much I've spent on these over the last few years.
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