25 moments people realized their partners were not bright: '[He was] 27 years old and didn't brush his teeth on the weekends'

According to the laws of probability, everyone is guaranteed to end up on at least one date with someone who is out of their mind or wildly misinformed. It's about as common as the probability of getting food poisoning. It's going to happen in your lifetime at least once…

If you're lucky, you'll have the epiphany that the person sitting on the opposite side of the restaurant table is a moron before there are any notable strings attached. Ideally, you'll catch it on the first date so that neither of you will end up wasting one another's time on subsequent dates or before something is holding you down, such as an apartment, a marriage, or a kid.

Some of these folks had their epiphanies early while others ended up having to go through the misery that is divorce. One has to question whether or not the latter individuals had major tunnel vision because how can you not realize your partner of several years does not understand how the world works? Keep scrolling below for the full list of anecdotes. For more, check out this compilation of delivery food fiascos.

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