'Do what you must, for I have already won': Wild Raccoon Breaks Into Man's Garage, Eats All His Snacks, Then Gets Hilariously Stuck Under Shelves After Eating Too Much

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Jul 14, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Hey, animal friends and readers. We've all had those moments where we look down at our pile of snacks and think, "How did we get here?". Amidst the graveyard of empty bags and crumbs all over the couch, we wonder how one small snack turned into eating the entire contents of our kitchen cabinet. We look down at our bloated belly and can't help but feel a sense of kinship with the raccoon in this hilarious animal post. The little guy just wanted a little snack, but took it too far, and ended up getting stuck at the scene of the crime.

Raccoons are known for their silly personalities and sneaky activities, so getting caught stealing snacks is not something out of the ordinary for them. What is out of the ordinary, and truly hysterical, is that he ate so many snacks that he ended up getting stuck underneath a bureau in the garage, hence this funny photo we're using as evidence. Scroll down to see what we're talking about, and remember that it's important to know when to stop, especially when stealing snacks from another man's garage.

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    Raccoon broke into my brother's garage, ate a ton of snacks, and in the process became so fat he got stuck under a bureau
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    If you're going to get caught, you might as well have no regrets, right? Do what you will with him, for he has already won. Bro is living the dream. He waited his whole life for this opportunity.

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    cicalino 2 hr. ago. • edited 2 hr. ago A sheepish looking raccoon if I ever did see one. "Yeah. I guess I should've stopped after the chips. Or the candy bars. Definitely after the sleeping mats."
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    Chips and candy bars we understand, but why would you eat the sleeping mats after candy bars? Surely they don't taste as good, or have the silky smooth texture of a candy bar. At that point, he was just being greedy.

  • 04
    5stringBS 1 hr. ago Nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli...
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    WombozM 2 hr. ago Do as you wish for I have already won - Raccoon probably.
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    RoninSoul. 2 hr. ago "Do what you must, I've already won."
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    justabill71 2 hr. ago record scratch "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here."
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    Cold Pomelo3274 · 2 hr. ago Question: Why does your Brother keep snacks in the garage?
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    SaltyShawarma . 2 hr. ago "Befote you say anything, this is NOT what it looks like."
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    Eileen Claire 2 hr. ago That raccoon had quite the feast!
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    democrat_thanos 2 hr. ago Ok listen, hold his little arms and kiss him 1000x on the snoot
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    • Maganus 2 hr. ago You have captured my spirit animal. Release him now, and no harm will come to you. Do it not, and you will never know snack bliss ever again. You have been warned!
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    mohicansgonnagetya. 1 hr. ago Are raccoons normally aggressive? OP, how did you deal with this raccoon? If I lifted the bureau, would I get attacked by a scared animal?
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    Sjfjdoajrosnxoan · 1 hr. ago Winnie the Pooh
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    Coveted Chaos 42 min. ago The look on the raccoons face tells me this might not be the first time this has happened
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    Unable_Peach2571. 1 hr. ago Raccoon: I regret nothing.
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    Bobdole3737 · 2 hr. ago • He'll take a giant dump and free himself soon enough
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    reasonablekenevil. 49 min. ago "Turns out I'm too muscular, and I can't fit through."
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    PostNutAffection · 2 hr. ago Man's ate the baked hot cheetos first
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    Important_Lecture_42. 1 hr. ago he'll soon get away from there ahahha. he's full.
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    replay40 1 hr. ago Living his best life
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    Maggiegie 1 hr. ago He's in denial.
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    UnicornSuffering. 55 min. ago Choices were made. Wise? Surely not. Regrettable? To be sure. Worth it? Possibly. If only for how hilarious the photo is.
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    Koda487 47 min. ago This is the most raccoon thing ever..
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    brent_superfan. 47 min. ago This compromising photo is going to harm this raccoon's chances of success in the future. This is a party photo he's going to regret.
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    breadsmile 42 min. ago Love how he's literally pointing to the barrel, 'wasn't me!'.
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    Lizaderp 38 min. ago Actual photo of me after brunch
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    inquisitive_guy_0_1. 1 hr. ago Holy that is hilarious. Look at the little !
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