'Do what you must, for I have already won': Wild Raccoon Breaks Into Man's Garage, Eats All His Snacks, Then Gets Hilariously Stuck Under Shelves After Eating Too Much

Hey, animal friends and readers. We've all had those moments where we look down at our pile of snacks and think, "How did we get here?". Amidst the graveyard of empty bags and crumbs all over the couch, we wonder how one small snack turned into eating the entire contents of our kitchen cabinet. We look down at our bloated belly and can't help but feel a sense of kinship with the raccoon in this hilarious animal post. The little guy just wanted a little snack, but took it too far, and ended up getting stuck at the scene of the crime.

Raccoons are known for their silly personalities and sneaky activities, so getting caught stealing snacks is not something out of the ordinary for them. What is out of the ordinary, and truly hysterical, is that he ate so many snacks that he ended up getting stuck underneath a bureau in the garage, hence this funny photo we're using as evidence. Scroll down to see what we're talking about, and remember that it's important to know when to stop, especially when stealing snacks from another man's garage.

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If you're going to get caught, you might as well have no regrets, right? Do what you will with him, for he has already won. Bro is living the dream. He waited his whole life for this opportunity.

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Chips and candy bars we understand, but why would you eat the sleeping mats after candy bars? Surely they don't taste as good, or have the silky smooth texture of a candy bar. At that point, he was just being greedy.

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