A Highly Caffeinated Dose of Coffee Memes for People Living on Espresso Shots

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John Summers • Contributor
Jul 16, 2024 11:00 PM EDT

What is it about this black, bitter, hot beverage that I love so much? And I do love my coffee! I am dead serious when I say that if it were up to me, I would only drink coffee. Come to think of it, it IS up to me, and I DO only drink coffee. I drink about 7 cups of coffee a day and only recently stopped making EVERY one of those with a double shot of espresso.

If you are worried about my health - don't. I have asked Google several times, "How much coffee is too much coffee?" and as it turns out - it's a lot! But really a lot. Like, you would probably die from drinking too many fluids before you would die from the caffeine. To give you another indication of my obsession with coffee, I once worked at a coffee shop, and during my shifts, I would munch away on roasted coffee beans like they were M&Ms. The owner was not happy.

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    BACK ON EARTH, I WAS PART OF AN EXCLUSIVE COFFEE CLUB. THEN ONE DAY THEY KICKED ME OUT. ON WHAT GROUNDS?
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    Choose Your Comfort Beverage: Alcohol Hey. sad person! Howd you like to be a sad person with NO SOCIAL FILTER? *airhorn noise* Coffee I'm warm, energizing, and if you have more than three cups of me you can hear the blood in your veins. Espresso WITNESS ME Tea I got you, girl. cha Roxy Comics
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    person: why are you drinking coffee, don't you have anxiety?? won't that make it worse?? - My brain wants its fast juice.
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    Ο Ο στ Ο
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    BUCI OFFEE
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    3 coffees no lunch Borgeremaj
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    12 REUBEN Pumpernickel correlat Swiss cheese sour Prat CHICKEN SALAD WRAP. Spet odery harks BLI lettuce-tomats 12 GRILLED CHEESE J 12 TURKEY Petrel roll smoked bu MIXED GREEL 12 CUBANO haytham carnifes greens - tomato-cur Swits cheese-its- vinaig 16 ounce 512 WHAT IS SLEEP? 12 ounce SLEPT 5-7 HOURS Blueberry Muffins 8 ounce SLEPT 8-10 HOURS VEF DOL
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    Op Coffee because ANGER MANAGEMENT is too Expensive!
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    TRAGEDY AT WORKPLACE MAN DIES AFTER FALLING INTO GIANT COFFEE VAT His wife told reporters: 'He didn't suffer. It was instant'
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    Coffee isn't enough today, I need to be struck by lightning.
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    @pastapilled this is how it feels to walk around with coffee on a sunny day
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    impetuz: ohhenryd: Oh thatpunnyguy: snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am ifunny.co
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    GETTING READY FOR WORK LIKE...
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    I spilled my pumpkin spice latte on the ground and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga. Dudewtieresmymem
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    DANIEL coffee, rain, music, and you.
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    Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 "I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott." Co Grift/Comedy Wildide Photography Awards 2019 5:32 AM 10/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone •
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    When you take that first sip of coffee in the morning ARBUC COFFE AMW Creations
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    Me drinking another coffee My body begging me to eat
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    Jessvalortiz SOME STRANGER SOMEWHERE REMEMBERS YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE muttering gibberish about the metaphysics of time and angrily sipping coffee in the library
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    KEURIG
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    COFFEE EXISTENTIAL DREAD
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    SLARS LATTE
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    WHEN YOU'RE WAITING FOR YOUR COFFEE EMELYN SHOPY S AND YOU REALIZE YOU NEVER PRESSED THE BUTTON
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    Apparently yelling from your bed "Coffee Pot Activate" is not a thing... Why is this not a thing yet?
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    COME HERE YOU GIANT CUP OF BeautiFUL COFFEE AND Lie To Me аBOUT HOW MUCH We're GOING TO GET DONE TODAY. @JOSEPHSCRIMSHAW
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    Folgers CLASSIC ROAST RECTOR OF THE Goo
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    After years of hard work and dedication I was finally able to afford this coffee VIA 9GAG.COM
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    When you've slept for 2 hours and think that coffee will help. 137Bv7
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    I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, random shenanigans, and solid love of coffee.
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    I'M NOT EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA BUT THAT'S OK... I'M PRETTY SURE I AM 97% ICED COFFEE. (SIPS ICED COFFEE)
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    COFFEE FOR WHEN BRAIN NO HAVE WAKE UP GOOD FOR THINK TO DO
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