20+ Tini Martini Meme-ies to Get You Through Happy Hour

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  • 01
    Please don't talk to me until I've had my evening coffee
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  • 02
    BigKidProblems BKP @BigKidProblems *How dirty would you like your martini* Me: Christina Aguilera circa 2002
  • 03
    My parents at age 29 Let's have a baby Me at age 29 Start Yes So are we starting or ending the night with espresso martinis Delivered
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    Starting the night with Espresso Martinis Ending the night with Espresso Martinis @VINE PAIR
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  • 05
    One of my favorite paintings ever The Making of the Perfect Martini by Guy Buffet O ABSOLU WCOK Liny Rutto
  • 06
    Before I have plans to see the girls and drink martinis VS. After I have plans to see the girls and drink martinis 0000
  • 07
    WITH ME DON'T 00000 me when someone says "can I be mean for a second?"
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  • 08
    I need to get on this level.
  • 09
    க Unsure what the question was... but the answer is always a dirty martini and fries.
  • 10
    look at this angry martini
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  • 11
    My doctor: try to work more vegetables in your diet. Me:
  • 12
    *sees waiter approaching my table* That's that me espresso
  • 13
    MARTINI 50% I THINK I'M QUITE CLASSY. 50% OH, MY GOD THESE GET YOU REALLY DRUNK
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  • 14
    Bartenders after getting their 36th espresso. martini order of the night: @mixologymemes
  • 15
    When life throws you a curve ball but you hit a home run anyway
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    When a guest keeps ordering an extra dry martini but actually wants extra vermouth: @mixologymemes You keep using that word. I don't think you know what it means.
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  • 17
    How I think I look drinking a Martini How I feel drinking a Martini
  • 18
    DEAR LIVER. IT'S GOING TO BE A ROUGH RIDE TILL THE END OF THE YEAR. STAY STRONG MY PRECIOUS CHAMPION,... STAY STRONG.
  • 19
    DANG NEED A MARTINI makeameme.org
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  • 20
    MAR-TI-NI!
  • 21
    Your 5th dirty martini, it's been a thrill serving you Can I get a lot of extra juice? I love a real dirty, dirty martini. We're all out. t Could you check? + No.

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