31 Dark and Eerie Memes for Esoteric Girls Anxiously Awaiting Their Mystery Man

Hey there dark, gothic, sad, anxious, esoteric, and introverted ladies. Your life is like an old novel from the 1800s. It's a dark and stormy night, you're in your beautiful white sleeping gown, and holding your candelabra for light. You like being alone, so maybe you play a bit of Beethoven on piano before bed, and entertain yourself by reading another chapter of Frankenstein, but something's missing. Although you're introverted and love being alone, you also want a companion. The pillow just isn't doing it anymore. So what do you do? Go on the hunt for your dark, freaky, mystery man. 

As a dark mistress yourself, you prefer a man to also be on the dark side. Smiling is optional, not required. You need him to get on the same weird as you, so you can both read together in almost total darkness, then cook to darkwave or classical. It won't be easy to find this type of gentleman, but you don't give up easily. So here's to esoteric girls seducing their goth guy by playing hard to get and anxiously awaiting their reveal. 

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