36 Memes to Work Through At Breaktime

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    How it feels when the restaurant gives you a toothpick with your receipt
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    My friend was metal detecting and found a 400 year old coin! georgie @BeefyGorilla It looks like he spent 400 years looking for it
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    Japan received their first F35 and a Shinto Priest blessed it
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    Girls with photoshop: I can't wait to make myself look pretty!! Boys with photoshop:
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    You and me. Tomorrow. Poopdown at high noon.
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    Greg the Sorcerer @gregthes... 23h: Told the mages guild that I'd work on my casting but I didn't say which kind!
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    Signage being removed from skyscraper by helicopter in Jacksonville Florida this morning. WELL F
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    1982VintageNut @1982VintageNut⚫ Jul 3 All right which one of you dorks is now king of France Online, Daily Mail Online @MailOnline Jul 3 'French Excalibur' vanishes from rock it had been stuck in the past 1,300 years as police launch investigation trib.al/XnNBqsu
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    Photographer: "Now give me a Me: pose!"
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    Nobody: Southern gas stations: Great things come in pairs
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    lessthannil Follow internet cable line accidentally drilled through unknown buried woman zanta-is-feelin-some-kinda-way Follow good going, now the internet is haunted. euronymous4e Follow Explains the state of things.
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    Transmission is a little ruff. Growls in 3rd. Whines in 4th.
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    When you're over 30 and someone asks if you're happy: Happy's a funny word. the office DEEP TRACKS ONLY
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    Sizzling heat and thunderstorms heading our way...oh joy EXCLUSIVE ACCUWEATHER FORECAST SOME MODERATE HIGH EXTREME SEVERE T-STORMS TUESDAY-TUESDAY NIGHT Hail, flash flooding. isolated tornadoes Localized damaging wind gusts: 55-65 mph AccuWeather Local StormMax: 75 mph NORTH PLATTE AccuWeather OTTAWA ALBANY BUFFALO DETROIT SCRANTON PITTSBURGH INDIANAPOLIS KANSAS CITY ST. LOUIS WICHITA RISK 09872 16-A-2024 Amber Seal @SealAmber This is going to be a long, hard heatwave. It's going to penetrate th
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    sweet-bitsy I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don't know why I've never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water, what else have I been missing taorinkashikiku C'est les swimming poules pandas-and-squirrels Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone
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    What I really mean when I say I'm just gonna hangout alone this weekend.
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    When I'm singing both parts to Promiscuous Girl
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    Me showing up late to work even though my office is now 2 feet from my bed. @nottoopretty ANMEN M
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    Few people know, this tiny pocket on your jeans is for a picture of your favourite dinosaur.
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    @PatientSixty Seven My loved ones Um...whatcha got there? More band merch Me A smoothie.
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    Slithering to my day job Like a normal human nothing to see here F10 F9 F8 F7 F6 %5 & 7 6 F11 P
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    When you're at a Kermit The Frog concert and he starts playing "Rainbow Connecton"
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    WARNING: GIANT BIRD MAN STEALS MY THINGS The big bird has been in my barn for OVER 2 WEEKS Stole my tools! Why does he need them? He has my belongings It's too loud Where are his legs??? Came in and made a BIG MESS 5 nests but NO eggs WE'RE SICK OF HIM BIRD SCREAMED AT MY FAMILY! This is NOT the sort of bird man my children should see
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    Doctor:you have 10 hours to live Me: Dancing Polish Cow 10 Hours 10M views 2 months ago
  • 25
    Disney Plus: you still there? Me: sailor_mike
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    I CARAMEL EYESED UR ONION
  • 27
    The FBI finally catching me for making 100. emails to get free Netflix trials
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    This how high my July electricity bill about to be
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    @HALLGRAE WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SKAS LAND
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    British Jäger bomb
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    cely @bubblyqueefs. Follow X its so beautiful that this photograph exists and i get to live to see it taz @trvpnest
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    A bright future is ahead.
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    Q-tip makers Do not use to clean the ear canal.
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    NOTHING ELSE ATHERS
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    Fried beans: Inventor of refried beans: Again

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