Going for Gold: 22 Awwdorable Action Shots of Goofy Golden Doggos to Light Your Olympic Fire

Okay, everyone, we hope you're ready for our next event - the freestyle doggo competition. This epic entertaining event features only the goofiest of golden retrievers, trying their best to bring home the gold for being the most "athletic" doggo they can be. But, if you know golden retrievers, they are about as athletic as a wind-up toy - they have about 20 minutes of energy in them, and then they fall asleep in some ridiculously silly pawsition. That should be another Olympic sport if you ask us!

You know, we're not normally sports people (shocking, we know), but when the competition is full of awwdorable doggos being derpy as heck, we will watch for as long we can. Behold as these goofy goldens attempt to catch balls but completely miss, compete to make the biggest splashes in puddles, and eat anything and everything on the floor. It's anyone's game, so stay tuned to see who the winner is!

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