Wits of Steel: 32 Unassailable ‘You Can’t Argue With That’ Posts That Are Only Technically True (August 8, 2024)

You know what's better than being correct? Winning the lottery! But also being technically correct. In this age of social media, where we engage with complete strangers daily, there's no better feeling than shutting down a conversation or an argument with one perfect comeback. Look, anyone can be correct on the internet (and most people THINK they are, all the time), but being technically correct—that's the ace up your sleeve. It allows you to walk away victorious from any argument, even if your answer was complete nonsense.

Feeling like the conversation is running away from you? Just say something that is technically correct, even if it doesn't actually makes any sense, and you're golden! that's the main rule of the internet - Nobody cares if it's right or wrong, as long as you say something funny (and preferably devastating) that leaves your opponent with no ammo to fire back. Whether you like it or not, Being witty is better than being correct.

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01
True to his name

via u/Literally_black1984
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02
Literally the last words in the movie

via u/LorenzoIsASimp
03
Hey i gave a quarter

via u/Green____cat
04
He said it after me

via u/Green____cat
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05
Zoom settings

via u/All_Is_Time
06
That's why all time travel movies are wrong

via @InYourFaceCake
07
Not cheating

via u/Sensitive_Cat_7006
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08
Why have I always imagine the exact opposite?

via u/Stick-9
09
Assignment failed successfully

via u/CristyMissty
10
Lazy Title

via u/Consideration41
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11
The Black Eyed Tease

via u/All_Is_Time
12
Doesn't get the hint

via u/FoolOfElysium
13
Your Darwin reward is in the mail

via u/massaton
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14
That is pretty illegal

via u/DonutEllie
15
Oxygen seems overrated

via u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow
16
Going Once...

via @spinachluvr
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17
Pretty sure there are four

via @ThatBrenna
18
Both are correct

via u/Pademius
19
So can i get plasma on the plane too?

via u/SalvaBee0
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20
Clever Girl

via u/LMF5000
21
Huh...

via u/popularmisty
22
Looking For Pwoof

via u/Green____cat
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23
I'm going to sleep so hard tonight!

via u/that_Random-user068
24
NSFW!

via u/Connorplayer123
25
Sad but true

via @rubyshawx
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26
I only got to T', Don't spoil the ending!

via u/Drunkin-donut-
27
Well, no, but actually yes

via u/jump1945
28
I wonder if it's ahead of the curve

via u/everything_is_stup1d
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29
She most likely did

via u/Literally_black1984
30
No tongue though

via u/popularmisty
31
Pretty sure that's cloud from Final Fantay

via u/jtmcgowan9
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32
So was I buddy, So was I...

via u/Affectionate_Big8864

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