Cybertrucks are coming out of the woodwork like a swarm of steel-clad, armored vehicles. Relax bro, we're running errands at the supermarket, you don't need to park diagonally on the curb–plus your truck is blinding pedestrians and this bulletproof rendering of a vehicle is leaving rust all over the parking lot.
If you've ever seen a 6-year-old draw a picture of a futuristic car, you've caught an extra special glimpse of the Cybertruck's preliminary design elements. Funnily enough, even people who hate the aesthetics of the Cybertruck were willing to give it the benefit of the doubt before assessing the vehicle's performance in the field.
But since the mainstream release of the Cybertruck, it's been riddled with issues–and major recalls.
Most notably, there have been entire countries banning the Cybertruck on the streets and even states in the U.S. that won't insure them. Cybertrucks are not only a stainless steel box of angles, bolts, and shoddy welds, their batteries are known to create gigantic explosions, doors lock from the outside, fingers are getting cut off, and much, much more. Everything that's wrong with the Cybertruck has been flooding the internet recently with unbelievable hilarity, so scroll onward and see for yourself all of the biggest issues bedeviling the world's most helter-skelter vehicle.