The Real Differences Between Cats and Dogs Captured in Hilarious Tweets

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    Mr. Chau @Srirachachau Dogs are good because they're like the world's stupidest person. Cats are good because they're like aliens that live in your house 7:26 PM - Aug 6, 2024 231K Views
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    Mr. Chau @Srirachachau Dogs: I like to eat food. That must mean everything is food Cats: I'm going to knock everything over as an experiment to see if it's different next time 7:29 PM - Aug 6, 2024 15K Views
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    Video Attack @Vidtack Cats are like weird little fae creatures with complex rule systems who only speak in riddles. Accidentally rotated this cardboard box 90 degrees so now they have to fight invisible devils until 4am. 7:58 PM - Aug 6, 2024 - 4,056 Views
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    Gayest Tone @gayest_tone With cats you really roll the dice, you could get an alien on your intellectual level, or also the dumbest alien ever 7:28 PM - Aug 6, 2024 · 3,942 Views
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    红色娘子军 • @detachment_red Cats can talk to ghosts. dogs have like 5 thoughts 8:09 PM - Aug 6, 2024 · 3,695 Views
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    Mr. -Man @MrAssh LeManest Highly depends on the breed of dog. It can go from man's failed attempt at playing god to smarter than 60% of the global population 6:59 AM - Aug 7, 2024 183 Views
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    com de spoopy di ncing @Diegotrip1 i love them all and i also believe this lauren @NotABigJerk cats are just little guys • 3:05 AM · Feb 3, 2021 11:05 PM - Aug 6, 2024 2,253 Views ...
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    coop @elusivebounder my alien keeps asking for more dr gs is that normal
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    Dear Thommy (STATE Fair Pilled @thom_weights I have an unspoken agreement with my cats that they can feed off my body if I die, I welcome it. 7:58 PM - Aug 6, 2024 · 2,541 Views
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    红色娘子军 @detachment_red i read somewhere that dogs will wait a while out of respect but cats will just go to town on their owners, and I respect that 8:07 PM - Aug 6, 2024 188 Views
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    Scott @clowntoucher Excuse me my dog is very smart (I am actively preventing him from eating another dogs 10:02 PM - Aug 6, 2024 · 1,419 Views :)
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    & BIOHAZARD Σ:3c & & OA ( DNI) @CHAINSAWGUTZ_08 they have adhd and autism respectively 10:55 PM • Aug 6, 2024 1,072 Views
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    Chris (Complimentary) @Saucecore Cat's act like a grandfathered in lodger who doesn't need to pay rent but you still need to respect. Dogs pay double the rent because they think it's worth even more than that 8:33 PM - Aug 6, 2024 · 1,222 Views
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    (Blondie)(read bio) @femmesnufkin Dogs that act like cats are supreme 11:14 PM • Aug 6, 2024 · 868 Views
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    jorion.bsky.social @JosiahTelschow Dogs can match my NEED to ANIMAL! Cats match my need to nap 1:05 AM. Aug 7, 2024 559 Views
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    gay dhampire @AlchemicPhoenix what if your alien is also the world's stupidest person 6:34 PM • Aug 7, 2024 · 52 Views
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    Wyatt ERP @tamriilin sooo true 11:42 AM • Aug 7, 2024 • 197 Views
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    10 @jen_ftw_ 11:30pm. One of our dogs figured out how to jump the fence into a little hideout in the neighbor's scrap pile (apparently enough scraps she can't escape farther). Now she's been sequestered in the house and she's SO CROSS she's not hanging out with her bff, A Van Door
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    Woke Kaard: Duke of Pronouns @Gwazi16 Cats are smart and stupid at the same time They're dumb as something you don't but at the same time it feels like they know

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