Here we go again. Despite all of our warnings, you have come here once more. To view the criminals. The itty bitty kittens. And no, these two things do not negate one another. Because teeny weeny kittens are ginormous criminals. In fact, the smaller the kitten, the bigger the crime. What crimes have they committed, you ask? Well, how about stealing our hearts, making us aww uncontrollably, and somehow, forcing our legs to move in the direction of an adoption shelter to get yet another one of those criminals for ourselves?
These kittens even force us to make this listicle - showcasing the smallest kittens of the week, also known as the biggest criminals, each and every week. We cannot help it. We are whipped for them. And so, before you face the same fate, we can only warn you. We can tell you that if you go into this listicle, you do it at your own risk.
"Archie is charged with fleeing the scene of his birth and tax fraud… All glory to my mother for capturing this criminal and sentencing him to bottle feeding every four hours… He ran away from home and his mother. But then his mother rejected him."
"If you look at the back legs of the one on the left, you might be able to see that they're super deformed! He has 'twisted leg syndrome' and they don't hurt, and it doesn't hinder his ability to get around in the slightest. His name is Twister and he and his siblings are all named after board games. I'll have to give him his own post another day <3"
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