Resistance to These 32 Star Trek Memes Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated (August 16, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Aug 16, 2024 8:00 PM EDT

So I was wondering to myself, How many total hours of Star Trek are there? and I am talking about all the TV series and all the movies combined (excluding video games from this list because those could actually be endless) and the number I found was a staggering 690 hours! That's an entire February worth of Star Trek content! 28 consecutive days! You could literally start playing the first episode of the original series on February 1st and it will continue playing nonstop, by order, throughout the entire month, with the last episode of Strange New Worlds starting just as March begins.

I mean. obviously you couldn't do all that in one sitting, so realistically, If you were to actually do a full on marathon of every bit of Star Trek content there is, including eating, sleeping and taking sanity breaks - It will take you about 6 months to finish the entire thing. Tell that to a Lord of the Rings fan the next time he talks about one of their little marathons.

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    Good morning Ben. Is DS9 all set for Xmas? Yep. Supervised the promenade decorations myself. Looks amazing. I'm sorry to hear the Enterprise decorations are so lacklustre though. Really? How so? Well... Neast THERE ARE ONLY FOUR LIGHTS!
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    I'm addicted to buying old Beatles records. Sounds like you need help. No, I already have that one. Riker's Beard
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    How it feels to be a TREKKIE How I feel watching Star Trek How I feel discussing Star Trek online How I feel explaining Star Trek to my friends
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    АВ Kirk Statue Spock Statue Janeway Statue Riker Statue
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    Friend who's never watched Trek Star Trek Me
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    Jimmy? Hello, Nichelle. Am I on... the Enterprise? Deforest! Not exactly. We're memories, you see. We live on in the hearts and minds of all the people we've touched. Been a long time, Nichelle. But none of it's real, is it? It's real to THEM. "All of those adventures..." "All of the laughter, the fun..." "The strange new worlds we took them to..." Aye...it's real enough, lass.
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