'If I fits, I forensics': Forensic Scientist Leaves His Briefcase Open in the Field, Comes Back to Find a Orange Cat Cat-taminating His Case With Cutenesss

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Aug 20, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Picture this: You're a forensic scientist (we can't relate, we literally look up memes for work) on your way to the field to do some very important science-y things. You're purrfeclty prepared, everything is sterile so you can help understand what happened and explain it to everyone else. You arrive, you open your case, and you get to work. It's time consuming because you have to be very meticulous, so you leave your briefcase out for a while. During your break, you come back, and find your case is contaminated….with cuteness!

In typical orange cat-behavior, one wild orange boy decided that if he fits, he certainly will sits, and decides to take a nap in your case. Well, to be fair, it is a box, and everyone knows that all you need is a box to trap a cat. Scroll to read the whole hissterical thread below - no mystery here, just a sleepy orange cat without his brain cell today.

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  • 01
    My dad is a forensic specialist. One day he left his suitcase for a while
    via u/Tama-oneesan
  • 02
    SUDOPANTEN SUDOPANTEN
    via u/Tama-oneesan

    It's too cute to get mad at. Sure, he will probably have to take everything out and sterilize it, and for sure there will be orange cat hairs at the next 100 locations he works at, but when you're a tired orange boy, you sleep where you can.

  • 03
    SudhaTheHill 16 hr. ago I wish this was my resident evil 4 loadout
    via u/SudhaTheHill
  • 04
    Travelcat67 16 hr. ago • Hahahahaha! That kitty is an accomplice to the crime and is trying to contaminate evidence! Someone call the fuzz!
    via u/Travelcat67
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    GroundbreakingAds. 17 hr. ago Of course it's an orange boy
    via u/GroundbreakingAds

    This is definitely orange cat-behavior. "On top of that science equipment looks like the purrfect place to sleep" is definitely orange-type thinking. Adorable, weird, silly…yes, that sounds pawsitively orange to us.

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    irishemperor 15 hr. ago . Contaminated equipment. Next few murders: "our suspect is an orange cat, we may looking for a serial killer."
    via u/irishemperor
  • 07
    Moofler 14 hr. ago Cat-taminated.
    via u/Moofler
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    Alarming Weakness253. 16 hr. ago portable specialist assistant in a case
    via u/Alarming_Weakness253
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    Qui_te 16 hr. ago If I fits, I forensics
    via u/Qui_te
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    Tess27795 16 hr. ago If your Dad needs a cat scan he is prepped.
    via u/Tess27795
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    robo-dragon 15 hr. ago. "Aww, cute kitty! What's his name?" "Exhibit A"
    via u/robo-dragon
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    Eclectic_Eggplant. 16 hr. ago All I know is the suspect has red hair
    via u/Eclectic_Eggplant
  • 13
    akruppa 16 hr. ago If not bed, why bed- shaped?
    via u/akruppa
  • 14
    Tricky_Moose_1078. 16 hr. ago Boss it looks like we have another case of the ginger kitty killer, we keep finding her hair all over the city's crime scenes
    via u/Tricky_Moose_1078
  • 15
    LillyL4444.15 hr. ago Next 10 cases: the murder was committed by orange cat based on DNA found at the scene
    via u/LillyL4444
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    hoosyourdaddyo . 16 hr. ago Furensic detective is in the case
    via u/hoosyourdaddyo
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    AppropriateAnybody 70. 16 hr. ago The cat distribution network has chosen him.
    via u/AppropriateAnybody70
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    sellixandra 16 hr. ago /r/<Catswithjobs>
    via u/sellixandra
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    ur_opinion_is_wrong. 9 hr. ago He's lucky his state issued cat didn't leave for a more sunny spot considering he left it open.
    via u/ur_opinion_is_wrong
  • 20
    SATerp 15 hr. ago CSI CDS.
    via u/SATerp
  • 21
    Scarico Oleoso · 16 hr. ago Sometimes you can just put the culprit right in the case.
    via u/ScaricoOleoso
  • 22
    syadmus 16 hr. ago Case solved while sleeping
    via u/syadmus
  • 23
    StealYaNicks 16 hr. ago "It appears we have a serial killer bringing the same orange cat to every murder"
    via u/StealYaNicks
  • 24
    BaybarsHan 15 hr. ago I am evidence now, hooommmmaaaannn n.
    via u/BaybarsHan
  • 25
    filly11 16 hr. ago Certified cat trap
    via u/filly11
  • 26
    Interesting Cycle564 13 hr. ago Next 30 years, cat hairs at every investigation.
    via u/Interesting_Cycle564
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    CheesecakeVisual4919 15 hr. ago Glad to see your dad is bringing along another professional to assist. Cats really are the best. Cuddly, but no given.
    via u/CheesecakeVisual4919

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