'Trojan cat strikes again': After a Night of Drinking, Two Friends Befriend a Wholesome Stray Cat , She Proceeds to Give Birth on Their Couch

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Aug 23, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

We all have lots of stories from going out drinking. Sure, those days are loooooong behind us, but back in the day, we used to paint the town red. However, in all of our years of partying, never did something like this happen to us. The cat distribution system seemingly added a 'bonus plan' for these two friends, who after a night of drinking, befriended a wholesome stray cat on their way home.

The two friends left the door open for her, and they woke up to a surprise. Six surprises, actually! The fuzzy feline they 'adopted' last night was actually pregnant, and decided to give birth on their couch. Apparently, there is a term for this (which we just learned today): a trojan cat - when a cat befriends you and ends up being pregnant with lots of other cute kitties! Well, if the universe decided that we are supposed to have seven cats, seven cats it is. Scroll to read the whole story below!

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    friend and I got drunk, found a cat outside, befriended it then left the door open. cat proceeded to give birth to a family on the couch
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    Cheezburger Image 10392317440
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    What a cute little fuzzy family. Momma cat did such a good job, you take a well-deserved rest. Us hoomans can handle the rest. We'll make sure you're all well taken care of!

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    CardXVI 20 hr. ago This is the most wholesome drunk story I've ever heard.
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    That is the most wholesome story we've ever heard, especially after drinking. Nothing that cute ever happened to us. It usually ended with tears and pizza.

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    Drunkendx 19 hr. ago • Thank you for letting her stay. Her trust in your kindness was well placed.
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    SLaT4ATF 18 hr. ago The CDS is always watching. O Don't ever let your guard down especially when you're drunk Congratulations on your new family
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    sdjacaranda 17 hr. ago This happened to my sisters boyfriend in college! Except it gave birth under his bed. My husband and I took one of the kittens and it was to this day the most awesome cat I've ever had. We believe it was because he spent the first 9 weeks of his life in a college apartment. Very social and laid back.
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    tiad123 18 hr. ago • Of all the crazy things that could happen while drunk, this seems like the best case scenario ☑
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    Thunderfoot2112. 18 hr. ago CDS Bonus plan. Thank you for your subscription.
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    Ineedabreak2048 · 20 hr. ago Love that story!
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    Oreadno1 19 hr. ago American Shorthair You have been chosen.
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    Nickhastapee 17 hr. ago the Trojan cat strikes again
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    Hurzelchen 17 hr. ago • Now I'm wondering if it's maybe no coincidence that the German translation for "hangover" and "male cat" are the same word...
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    • Early_Ideal_5054 · 19 hr. ago Thank you for being awesome and helping this family!
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    GlitteryCakeHuman 17 hr. ago • Some people get fast food when drunk, you got a new little family
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    RuncibleFoon · 16 hr. ago Just so you know, OP, this is how people become cat owners.
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    . Key_Inevitable_2104 16 hr. ago
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    I also befriended a stray cat 9 months ago, then in May it gave birth to 7 kittens in my backyard storage room. I gave away most of the kittens and kept one as my new pet. This picture was in May when the kittens were about a week old.
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    DragonflyScared813 18 hr. ago Her thinking: one cat is not enough cat...
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    Corfiz74 18 hr. ago · edited 9 hr. ago r/catdistributionsystem works in mysterious ways...
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    Astreja 17 hr. ago Congratulations! You now have your very own Dark Legion of Cats.
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    Sealion_31 18 hr. ago . Oh my. She looks like my kitties. Hope you can find a good home for all of them.
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    Skyblewize 15 hr. ago You have to give them all boozy names! Jameson, Skyy, Tito, Cuervo, Mojito, Brandy, Sangria, and Captain Morgan.
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    flighty-birds 14 hr. ago So pretty! For anyone out there who likes cat genetics, she looks to be a black spotted tabby tortoiseshell, and I believe the kittens are two ginger spotted tabbies (possibly one with low white spotting), one black spotted tabby (possibly tortoiseshell but not sure), and one blue spotted tabby- this means that she carries the dilution gene, and the father carries it as well!
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    dwarf_bulborb. 17 hr. ago. edited 17 hr. ago Get her and the kittens fixed as soon as you can (and as soon as they're old enough) or you will likely end up with more. Please keep her inside if possible, or find a shelter or a friend to take them in. Congratulations on being chosen.
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    lollla_lollla 18 hr. ago Ooh, give me all the kittens.
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    Low-Neighborhood 2031. 13 hr. ago This is great! You hit the friggin cat lottery ✔! But now here's some advice to help you :) First of all look up kitten care guides on yt. Don't touch or hold them a lot. When you need to touch them use gloves. The reason for this is because kittens have weak immune systems when they are under 2 weeks old.
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    Weigh them everyday (with gloves). Make sure they are nursing properly. If they are not nursing properly you can use kitten formula. If they are not nursing correctly and u do nothing they might die. Also check their temperature every couple of days.
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    Beware of Fading Kitten Syndrome. Fading Kitten Syndrome is when kittens become suddenly ill and lethargic. This is a kitten killer. Here are the symptoms: low body temperature, lethargy, excessive crying, separated from littermates, decreased appetite, weight loss, labored breathing or breathing with mouth open. If you catch FKS early they might survive.
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    You might be asking, why did I write a whole paragraph one some kittens? Well I want to help you. Also I want all of the kittens to survive. Please take my advice or at least look up kitten care guides on yt. I wish all of them survive and I wish you the best of luck on raising these kittens
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    PuddingWave 13 hr. ago • Aww, you showed her you were safe and decent guys even when you were blitzed. She went to the safest place she could find to have babies. And you OBVIOUSLY invited her right into the house!
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    Time to go grab some Fancy Feast kitten food and let mama eat together with you. (Then she'll know you're also a mighty hunter who has her back.)
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