28 Memes To Keep You Company

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    "Man, maybe life isn't about finding the perfect lamp, but finding the lamp inside you."
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    When your donuts aren't great DAY IGHT DONUTS
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    Without objective morality, everything is permissible.
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    Josh Hara @yoyoha Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.
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    They tried to get me
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    Red Squirrels Drive slowly Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack.
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    IFY @lfyNwadiwe You just haven't unlocked this neighbor yet, keep grinding. Bonginkosi Linda Nkosi @lindz_malindz 4d Why would you paint your house absolutely black?
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    DON'T WORK HARD Work smart. My boss who asked for a cube
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    I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.
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    Emily @emily_hillstrom my tiny italian landlord strikes again Today 7:37 PM There's an attractive man here to see you Haha - that's John! You can send him back down stairs. Is John going to be a regular guest? Well... John's a good friend.. but he's gay if that's what you're asking me You could get a straight guy here if you learned a good pasta. This Sunday, come upstairs, I'll show you how to make a Rissotto that will get you married and out of my basement. Read 7:41 PM
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    Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said "I ain't let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!"
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    Us: let's put out a trail cam to see the possums Every cat in my neighborhood, lining up to take a selfie: 14 04 TRAM 01/20/20
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    In the USA, it is proper etiquette to ask if the person would prefer dying before you call an ambulance. ABINUJJAGE Ambulances are expensive. wikiHow
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    Cheezburger Image 10392510208
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    My mom thinking about who keeps using all the shampoo Dove shooters 7 yo me making potions in the bathroom
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    Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur "Oh. Wow. Oh. Jeez. We didn't think everyone was gonna bring a bag!" -airlines 9:40 AM 5/10/24 From Earth 1.3M Views 600
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    Red Durkin @RedlsDead 17h BREAKING: Jealous of all the attention the rest of the universe is getting with NASA's fancy new telescope, Jupiter puts on a little hat Black Hole @konstructivizm. 2d Hubble Captures Vivid Auroras in Jupiter's Atmosphere
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    Keep to Right
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    Dad > Good morning. Your girlfriend doesn't have to sneak out in the middle of the night, dude. Go through the front door, walk her to her car, come back in, lock the door, stay awake until she's home. Ok sorry... I thought you'd be mad I know you're going to hang out with her either way. I was your age once, except I got more
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    In Flo-Rida's song "Low" he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her
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    1000 olympic highlights with Kevin Hart & Snoop Dogg Bee @Ayeebee_ idk what's funnier, snoops feet or not even seeing kevin's www
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    BriAnne @brihindthescene 608 when people talk about how they can't drink caffeine like 6+ hours before bed because they'd be so wired i always thought it was SO weird because i could drink it up until the minute i went to sleep and have no issues and i never felt *wired* and then i learned i have adhd
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    Everyone: Don't do that! that me
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    John (Existence is pain) @procdaddy The adhd urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content).
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    YOUR MUSIC SAVED ME
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    I leave the room for 15 seconds and my snake collects the burger buns like it's their eggs Memes @memeig And it a surprising turn of events, it turned out to be the Anaconda who in fact had buns, hun
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    69 MARTINEZ WEABER VALLEY SPEEDWAY PHOTOGRAPHY RELAX, I'M UNARMED
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    Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan I think I'm about 2 podcast subscriptions away from never having to be alone with a single thought

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