20 Hilarious “My Wife Just Said” Quotes

The popular blog "How to be a dad" describe "My wife just said" quotes as: "you just can't invent the stuff that comes out of a woman's mouth once she's "passed a watermelon through the pinhole," ceased sleeping and is married to you".  We can relate to that.


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