35 Funny Signs That Are Worth Turning The Car Around to Read

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    Neser HOME INVESTMENTS OF: Esso Pizza Hut I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO KNOW THIS BUT EVEN IF A BEAR WEARS SOCKS & SHOES HE STILL HAS BEAR FEET! 豬 KFC
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    28000 CLARKE Dave's MAINTENANCE SHOP WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR. THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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    Thank goodness they added braille. HOLD FIRE HOLD KEY UNTIL GREEN TO SELECT GUEST FLOOR PRONE
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    THE BLACK EYED PEAS CAN SING US A TUNE BUT THE CHICK PEAS CAN ONLY HUMMUS ONE
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    Good guys: Oh no! We will never find the villain's base! The villain's base: imaflin.com : 臺灣菸酒 特寫: VERY SUSPICIOUS SUPERMARKET TTL 生鮮超市
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    CAPTAIN'S USE ONLY LIFT IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PORT LEFT ABO BOARS Right
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    Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien We should refer to this period in history simply as "The Circumstances." THERE HAVE BEEN PRICE INCREASES TO ORIGINAL MENU DUE TO THE CIRCUMSTANCES. HS HS
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    I'M AGING LIKE A FINE BANANA
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    Dashing @Dashing_Zebra Furries have taken control of public art funding CAUTION WOLF SCULPTURES MAY BE HOT 2:05 am- 30 Jul 2022 Twitter for Android
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    "I know I hurt you in the past but I've changed" NIKE PLEX HUN REDWAITE GREY 404 79 $7999 now
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    Douglas Cheape @CheapeDouglas You're in luck, I HAVE brought urine. 000 hope you brought wine THRESHOLD DOORMAT 18-30 (452762
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    Nathan W. Pyle @nathanwpyle based on what I see this company has done a very thorough job CENTAUR EXTERMINATORS 97-49 WOODHAVEN BLVD. OZONE PARK, NY 11416 718-848-8653 RANGER www
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    mier 1800 SKYY We hate to disturb you while you are on the telephone as you could be taking an important call so we will be glad to help you after you are finished. By waiting until you are off the phone we won't Have to interrupt your call. Have a great day! 70721 212087 LY POSBANK TU
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    @STOREHOUSE VA ONE THING ABOUT ME, NO MATTER HOW BAD THE SITUATION IS, IM GONNA CRACK A LIL JOKEY JOKE.
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    > Joe Bernstein ✪ @Bernstein The National Park Service employee who chose the verb "commit" here should be awarded a Nobel Prize in literature NOTICE Bathroom supplies may not available here. Please check the roll before you commit. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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    Passed this sign and my 10yo daughter says "looks like someone drove over the speed limit" SPEED LIMIT 35
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    Lorenzo The Cat @LorenzoTheCat Signs being posted all over Manchester, England. THERE WAS SOME RACIST RUBBISH HERE BUT ICOVERED IT UP WITH THIS PICTURE OF A CAT OCHT
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    When it is so hot outside, the bank sign has given up... FB FirstBank -Since 1901- DANG ATM ER
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    no beans, also hammers cost $500 if u want one $500
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    I LOVE YOU. Youre probably thinking, "You don't even know me." But, if people can hate for no reason, I can love. TIME 28
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    When someone takes the memes you share too serious EXIT MARYTH
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    They had one job YOU WILL MARRY ME Sir Dickson @Wizarab10 They are not asking
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    Do Not Enter the Gym! Doors are Locked for Archery Practice.
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    Embrace what you are @highfiveexpert PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I've got a weeks worth of work to do in 3 hours because I have the time management skills of a carrot. Thank you.
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    market pantry BRAND TASTE. PRICED MUCH, MUCH LOWER OUT OF PRETZELS
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    INDIAN HILLS COMMUNITY CENTER AUTO CORRECT MADE ME SAY THINGS I DIDN'T NINTENDO
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    JUST BECAUSE THEY COME BACK DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LET THEM BACK IN
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    Rogue: You...ah... you're sure you want to do this? Paladin: Of course! There's no need to kill them when they can be rehabilitated to be contributing members of society! Rogue: But they're goblins. What jobs can you find for them?!? Paladin: ...Service industry? DUNKIN' BUNKIN DONUTS UH OH SPICY! PUMPKIN! HAHAHAHA PUMPKIN TASTY
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    > Cooper Fleishman ✪ @_Cooper Please. That's my father's name. You can call me Jimmy Eat World JAMES FOOD CENTER packaged ice ICE
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    Please do not Break down Trust me I'm trying
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    Password Change Sign Up sheet If you'd like to change your password please fill out the form below and we will change your password on the system you indicate. Smith LIZ JONES Full Name: System (Yardi, email, ect.) Current password New password Kyle Email Scooter 49 Skeeter 442 Call upper Case) PHOIVE 89621 4281 PASSword Z Jack H. Ema: 1" Big Ed facebook Sam Adams Pike Pass Password redslepi mmmkay L Come See Me -Shawn beer lover1981
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    My new work email signature ASUS Be advised: lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. via @mba ish
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    The foot on this sign is kinda freaking me out. Lushington Chiropractic SPECIALIST GENTLE HEALTHCARE Professional & Friendly Podiatrist / Chiropodist Whatever the problem. Bring your feet here.
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    Jango Fett: Bounty Hunter Bobba Fett: Bounty Hunter ED FETT ACCOUNTING SUBWAY
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    His method of tooth extraction is unorthodox but highly effective. KARATE DENTIST
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