A Highly Caffeinated Dose of Coffee Memes for People Living on Espresso Shots

John Summers • Contributor

Aug 27, 2024 9:00 PM EDT

What is it about this dark, bitter, hot beverage that I love so much? And believe me, I really do love my coffee! If I had my way, I'd drink nothing but coffee all day. Actually, come to think of it, it *is* up to me, and that's exactly what I do—I drink about 7 cups a day! I recently cut back on making every single one of those with a double shot of espresso.

If you're worried about my health, don't be. I've Googled "How much coffee is too much coffee?" more times than I care to admit, and the answer is comforting—it's a lot! In fact, you'd probably need to worry more about drinking too many fluids before the caffeine gets you. To give you an idea of my coffee obsession, I once worked at a coffee shop and would munch on roasted coffee beans like they were candy. The owner wasn't thrilled.