Funny Animal Tweets to Heal Your Wholesome Sapien Spirit After a Ruff Work Week

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    Dan Ellis @dgellis0907 My god she's good. MERYL STREEP 8:37 PM Jul 13, 2021 222.3K 447 Copy link to Tweet
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere Sometimes my dog will be lying on the couch like "I mean I'm comfortable but I'm pretty sure I could be even MORE comfortable" then get up and lie down again five inches away like "nailed it” and honestly I respect that so much
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    Jonathan Edward Durham So apparently the act of sending loved ones little videos and cute pictures and funny things throughout the day is called “Pebbling” because there's a species of penguin that likes to leave pebbles in their partners' nests to show they care, and this is my happy thing for today Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone verhere Like I love you but I don't wanna be a bother so here's a dog carrying a stick that's way too big for him
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    Ryan Broderick @broderick Finally, a news anchor I can trust * 生活スタート 柴男 SHIBAO 生活スタート Following
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone@verhere ME: hey can you make some of those happy brain chemicals like we used to have back in the day? BRAIN: absolutely not MY DOG: well what if I sit here with my sweet little face and cross my paws in front of me like a proper gentleman? BRAIN: then omg yes
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone@verhere After one night sleeping on literally anybody else's pillow God save my little broken body.
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    Kirsten Davis @kirstenmaried * We're at the vet and they don't even care Follow
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @this.... 17h If airlines were smart they'd sit a dog every few rows and then charge extra to sit near the dog Jonathan Edward Durham @this.... 16s Do I want to upgrade? No. Do I want to PUPGRADE?! Yes. Yes, I do.
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    gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom she tucc me * Follow
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere My energy in a bookstore after a big coffee can only be described as "dog in a closet full of squirrels punctuated by a number of overly dramatic gasps" and I refuse to apologize for it
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    Nessa @nessadinneen Finally, some good news LIVE Follow breakyourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS LOCAL DOG WEARS HAT 11:20 "HE'S JUST WEARING IT! ON TOP OF HIS LITTLE HEAD! WOW! WHAT A GOOD BOY!"
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere "Hey, look at this dog" - me to my significant other no fewer than 15 times a day re: our dog
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    your mom @DayDreamingRiot * Follow their girl group choreography is amazing how do i hire them
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere When a dog picks you out of a group to hang out with and their owner's like "he really likes you" and you're all "no he probably just smells my dog" but on the inside you're screaming IT'S BECAUSE I AM THE CHOSEN ONEEEEE
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    Jar Of Pickles @GeneMonchelli Leland are you kidding me * Follow
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    priscilla page @BBW_BFF probably my favorite pokemon Follow
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere People get all bent out of shape over the term dog parents like "dogs are NOT the same as children" and it's like no kidding I don't care if your children like me at all
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    1 years ago Trend that potatoes Fression: Calls from an unknown Mumba Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone verhere Inside me are two wolves: one is super proud I didn't buy any snacks at the grocery store and the other is absolutely FURIOUS that I didn't buy any snacks at the grocery store Considered
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone verhere Can I get one of those ratatouille rats but for like emails and stuff I can cook just fine
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere My favorite thing about people are their ears and their little noses and their tails and their fuzzy little paws and wait a sec
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere Remember when we realized dinosaurs were really just giant birds and people. were like "oh well that's not very terrifying anymore" and then everyone who's ever met a goose was like IT IS IN FACT MUCH MORE TERRIFYING NOW
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    griffin @GRIFFERS * Follow i took pictures of my dog before and after telling him that he's beautiful
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    lil helly @hell_doe brunch with my girls!! * Following
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    dog mom @KENNABBBY "Who have I become?" Oil on canvas Artist unknown 2016 Follow
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    SUPER SMASH BROAZT @broazay tfw ur crush asks u to do a favor for them Following
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    Shelby Twiddy @shelbytwiddy Follow My cats keep pushing each other in my trash can

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