Did you know that almost all tortoiseshell cats are female? Torties are actually a female gang with the funniest furr dress code of all cats. Their entrance sign says "Shuffle your shenanigans. Ruffle your furr. Only 1 in 3,000 boys allowed." (according to a simple Google, that is). They are an exclusive club, not all cats can join, but those who do - stay a revered tortie for life. If the oranges are the silly billies, the blacks are the vivacious voids, the whites are the fluffy clouds, then the torties are the regal matriarchs who rule the tribe with an iron fist and some foolish faces.
Yes, you heard us, torties royalty is capable of face foolishness when they feel like it. These fluffy feline queens can be as silly as their orange counterparts, just as they can be as beautiful and mysterious as their black voids counterparts. Look at these silly faces, such cat cuteness.
Ooh, big stretch, of both feet and tongue! It's such a big stretch that this cat is so close to activating the stretchdrive mechanism. 100% stretchdrive - activate! The others don't stand a chance.
She's in shock, she's stunned, she opens her eyes as wide as she can, she spreads her ears to fly away, even have her pilot's scarf on - she's ready, and she won't stop.
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