A Bag of Holding Full of Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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John Summers • Contributor
Sep 14, 2024 8:00 PM EDT

The air around you grows colder as you descend deeper into the forgotten ruins. The walls, lined with crumbling stone, are covered in ancient runes that pulse faintly with an eerie glow. Ahead, a dim light flickers through the cracks of a decrepit iron door. You push it open, revealing a circular chamber filled with strange artifacts and relics. In the center, atop a pedestal, lies a large, ornate chest. The chest creaks open with a touch, and inside, nestled among forgotten treasures, is a heavy tome.

The cover reads, "The Big Book of Internet Memes, Vol 7 - Dungeons and Dragons Memes." Baffled by unfamiliar words like "Internet" and "memes," your curiosity gets the better of you. With a sense of both intrigue and caution, you sit beside the chest and open the book, ready to uncover its strange wisdom.

Your adventure begins here:

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    Did you just say I took 8 D6 fire damage? 30 No, I said you just took eighty six fire damage. Oh! That's much worse. imgflip.com 77777
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    Wizard: Why would you make a deal with a mysterious being just for some magic??? Warlock Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!
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    Oregon Rolled A 20 @OregonRolledA20 Listen. Strange DMs lying in Roll20 Boards distributing +1 swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the players, not from some farcical game runner ceremony.
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    First time DMs carefully First time DM crafted campaign made with mematic You know they're not going to do any of that.... Veteran DM
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    YOUR MURDER HOBO PC FORTAL MEETING THE ROYAL FAMILY
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    made with mematic Getting upset that your players cleverly skipped a dungeon that you worked hard on. Being proud of them and secretly knowing that the same dungeon will appear later with minor changes.
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    No clerics have to be supports stop doing damage made with mematic I'm merely mitigating future damage from the enemy by removing their ability to be alive.
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    The Paladin Grenade Suggestion So last night my group and I came up with a fun solution to a common problem. Party of four trying to sneak into a base guarded by goblins, hobgoblins, ogres etc. Three sneaky bois (rogue, bard, archer) will be fine. But what to do with the big, clanky dragonborn paladin? Our bard cast gaseous form on him and he squeezed his new gassy self into an empty bottle that we could carry with us as we snuck in. Gave us an hour time limit, but should be plenty. As an added
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    me the DM: *handing out character sheets in the first Session* the new guy with D&D Beyond on his iPad: AM-DUNK The future is now, old man.
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    THE MAILMAN IS 20FT AWAY mop.com ROLL FOR INITIATIVE
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    sotton 22h 2 Awards I'm begging you wash your hands take a shower cut your fingernails you little goblin you have +20 melee and +5 poison damage with those claws what the dude Reply 56
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    DUNGEONS &DRAGONS SCHEDULES & CONFLICTS
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    For the last time, Mickael. I'm not a witch! And how do explain that thing you did this weekend? DM without the monster manual? @PSYCHOSUZANNE
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    Pope Francis says he has dispatched two cardinals to Ukraine, a highly unusual move. +10 holy damage msn.com
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    Sir Sidequests Imps have invaded the living quarters of the Queen and Princess, causing unfold damage. Restore the peace and be greatly rewarded. (clean the livingroom) Prepare the banquet hall for a (clear table) grand feast. Beat back the Green Scourge invading the Fishy Kingdom! (ckan fishtank) Vanquish the Sea Monster that plagues the Queens Chariot (fx the sticker on car) A royal delivery of mail has been hijaked! Acquire new portraits of the Princess to send to all the Lords and Ladies (pr
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    DMs after an accidental TPK I won won ?? WAIT A MINUTE. I'M NOT SUROSSED TO WIN LET ME SEE THE SCRIPT medium difficulty encounter
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    My GM trying to describe a serious scene DICE PRIORI Me interrupting to make a bad pun
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    Long Rests: *require 8 hrs* The Party member that goes to bed at 9pm instead of drinking in the tavern: We ride at dawn
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    DM: Okay, so you're playing recently reunited constructs created by the same master Artificer? Player 1: Yep! I'm Brick. I've got a beastmaster build. Player 2: And I'm Break. I'm a Sorcerer. DM: Uhhh, okay, sounds kinda cool! Let's see what the rest of the party has... *Several level-ups later, in the BBEG lair, Break is caught by surprise while cut-off from the Party; boss is about to use that diversion to escape.* DM: OOF. Annnnd the last one makes its attack roll and it's a 21 to hit? Player
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    When the enemy counterspells your counterspell:
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    AB AbyssalBrews | New Magic Items E... @AbyssalBrews I just want them to have fun stuff to play with... #DnD ME DMING After all... why not? imgflip.com WHY SHOULDN'T I GIVE THEM ONE MORE MAGIC ITEM? 3:15 PM. 06 Nov 21 - TweetDeck Web App 56 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 513 Likes
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    Free magic item at level 1 Free feat at level 1 Untested homebrew class Custom sentient pineapple race 20s auto-succeed any skill check 大乱關 XX SPECIAL No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game. (but have fun and get weird or whatever, I'm not your boss)
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    loot the bodies! we're out of initiative... what do you do? start my short rest! open the ancient treasure chest? Red Wizard failed. their DEX save.
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    1858 for this campaign, you need to track all spell components all? you just mean ones with a GP cost, right? just the ones with a GP cost, right?
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    The party: hi, we just killed Dorgan Fortía. The mayor told us yesterday we could claim the reward here. Town Hall Secretary: The mayor has been dead 2 weeks, and the new election is tomorrow. Dorgan was the frontrunner. I EMERGENCY MEETING
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    when the monster isn't dead, but the fighter remembers they just hit level 5 Wait! I get another shot!
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    "You ever met a DM that gives out a bunch of magic items?" Well, of course I know him. He's me.
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    the plot hook the DM the party abc ACTIO
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    when you're prepped, but the D&D session is still 11 hours away: Waiting is not easy.... mm 爷爷
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