A Critical Hit of 37 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Barbarians, Clerics, and Druids Rolling a Natural 20 This Week (September 14, 2024)

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Sep 14, 2024 3:00 PM EDT

The most destabilizing thing you can do to a D&D party is throw a girl into the mix. One minute, we're all confidently doing our best cleric voice and creating intricately weird backstory lore, and the next moment we're catching a lady up to speed on our universe. Don't get me wrong, I'm a woman and I play Dungeons and Dragons, but I can honestly say that it took some time for the party to get fully comfortable with my presence. Luckily during my first session, the DM was clear that I would receive no special favors and no special treatment–If the party goes down in a legendary battle with a Steele Dragon guarding a mysterious treasure, I go down with them. 

Fortunately, in a man's world, D&D has flourished. Dudes gathering one night a week can let loose, let their wizard's hair down, and relax with the gang before the crushing reality of our workweek sets in. And male or female, once you've got a good group of players gathered to throw down the 20-sided die for priority, all that matters are the NPCs, the battles, and a carefully curated character backstory. 

Play on players, and consider welcoming a fair lady into your midst for a round of D&D.

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  • 01
    When one of the players tries running a oneshot and the Forever DM gets to make a character: TUE imoin.com MUSIC BAND How do you do, fellow players?
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  • 02
    When a pretty girl enters your D and D club: What brings you to our remote sanctuary?
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  • 03
    The DM when one player is making bad choices 2922 2822 The DM when the party makes bad choices
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  • 04
    THE DM 20 MINUTE LOREDUMP THE PLAYER WHO ASKED WHY THERE IS A GOAT ON THE CITY FLAG
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  • 05
    When Your Whole Party Is Dying But You're Just A Bard I Think I Feel A Song Coming On
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  • 06
    When your D&D group has more than five players and everyone keeps getting distracted. I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES!
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  • 07
    CASTING HEROES' FEAST RIGHT BEFORE THE BOSS FIGHT CUTTING UP ORANGE SLICES AND PREPARING JUICE BOXES FOR AFTER THE CLERIC THE FIGHTER WITH THE CHEF FEAT
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    When the DM asks what you're™ going to do on your turn: Warlock PC Eldritch Blast @dnd_memes1
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    Fighter: I'd like to drink a healing potion on this turn. DM: Okay, and roll fo- wait, aren't you playing a warforged? Fighter: *sends photo to DM* I got that covered. DM: *checks phone* I hate you. How many hit points do you recover? WD-40 250 ml
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    Barbarian: "Congratulations little guy, you are now invited to the club!" The kobold seeing the greatclub in the barbarian's hands: lvl1
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  • 11
    SIAN SDMN 6-4 PHINE YTAS 77:21 Melee attack 9th Ivl warlock with Armor of Agathys 25 cold damage Enemy
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  • 12
    WHEN I'M PLAYING D&D AND REALIZE IT'S 2 AM ALREADY I WORK AT 6 AM "JUST ONE MORE BATTLE"
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  • 13
    Dark vision be like: Druid becoming Wizard using magic. a nocturnal animal. The ranger using heightened senses. Barbarian screaming into the night as a form of sonar.
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  • 14
    MONSTER MANUAL O DUNGEONS & DRAGONS® Aumenagerie of deadly monsters for the world's greatest roleplaying game
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  • 15
    ALL HIT POINTS ARE TEMPORARY
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  • 16
    WHEN THE DM JUST STARTS ROLLING DICE AND DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING FOR A LONG TIME.
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  • 17
    When the BBEG has Legendary Resistances. Put your hands up. No But I've got a gun. I don't cares That doesn't make any sense. Too bad
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  • 18
    DON'T BE PART OF THE PROBLEM... BE THE WHOLE PROBLEM
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  • 19
    How my party thinks society works And how will you be paying today? High Charisma Everything For Free
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  • 20
    Me: Okay guys, are you ready for the next session this weekend? Half the group: It's a trick. Send no reply.
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  • 21
    You don't need to be a wizard To cast fir ball
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  • 22
    When the Wizard uses True Polymorph to change their cat familiar into a human and they start getting all romantic with each other. Oh no.
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  • 23
    The party The DM Stop giving me your toughest battles It's a puzzle made for 5-year- olds
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    Cleric casting ednd_memes1 cure wounds Paladin dipping into his Lay on Hands pool Warlock who has a thing about people touching him
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  • 25
    does he bite? no, but he hurts you in other ways 0. No DnD this week
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    goblins will see you teleport and say The can't afford a steed
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  • 27
    Me when my players roll high on investigation and I explain to them what went down before they arrived.
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  • 28
    What is a Mind Goblin? Barbarian Bard Watch out for the Mind Goblins Mind Goblin deez nuts *Vicious Mockery* *max d4 psychic damage*
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  • 29
    Op of de Drink good E The DM, knowing it's actually a corpse full of Giant Spider eggs. The party, planning for an hour to tame the bear sleeping in the corner of the cavern
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  • 30
    DM: *rolls max damage on a crit* Me: *fails death saves* DM: "you need to roll a new character" Me, with 4,678 character ideas: Joke's on you, I'm into that I
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  • 31
    HEY KID... YOU WANNA PLAY SOME DND
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  • 32
    My character's voice in my mind My character's voice when I try to do it IRL
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  • 33
    Steel dragon LEAVE blocking your path? Science says Steel is magnetic Instaed of magic. Use giant magnet. L8TR CHROME DOME! N00000. LET ME GO!
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  • 34
    When your computer ERROR An error occurred. The Wizard must be stopped. Gives you a side-quest
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  • 35
    Whiteley NICE NPC WITH A FUNNY VOICE B THE DM THE PARTY
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    Kobolds are best in caves! No! ос Goblins are! ROCK AND STONE! -
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  • 37
    We Dungeon Masters walk a fine line DM Appreciation.+ Dungeon Master Fun Combat TPK
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