10 Ridiculous Examples of the #SafetyTipsForLadies Twitter Hashtag

In the wake of the Steubenville verdict, a few people decided to create the Twitter hashtag #SafetyTipsForLadies to offer practical suggestions for staying safe wherever you go. Let's just say some of those suggestions got a little bit... well... impractical...

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    Always watch out for defensive backs showing blitz from the corner of the field.

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    Float when you need to.

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    Get a degree in electrical engineering.

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    Bulk up! Remember that protein!

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    Embrace high fashion.

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    Just camp out to the main menu.

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    Become a hipster.

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    Remember that not even Neptune is 100% safe.

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    Unbirth yourself.

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    And if all those previous suggestions fail, you can always...

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