10 Ridiculous Examples of the #SafetyTipsForLadies Twitter Hashtag

In the wake of the Steubenville verdict, a few people decided to create the Twitter hashtag #SafetyTipsForLadies to offer practical suggestions for staying safe wherever you go. Let's just say some of those suggestions got a little bit... well... impractical...

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Always watch out for defensive backs showing blitz from the corner of the field.
02
Float when you need to.
03
Get a degree in electrical engineering.
04
Bulk up! Remember that protein!
05
Embrace high fashion.
06
Just camp out to the main menu.
07
Become a hipster.
08
Remember that not even Neptune is 100% safe.
09
Unbirth yourself.
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And if all those previous suggestions fail, you can always...

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