With the changing of the weekend to the working week, the hanging effects of the substances ingested over the weekend things can seem a little trippy. If you have gone from seeing hoomans covered in knitted outfits covering small portions of their skin slathered with body paint, to suddenly seeing a sea of blazers and button downs things will most certainly feel out of wack. So to help you find your way back to normality we made this list of strange and suspicious animal pawsts that will make you challenge your grasp on reality and hopefully reset it.
From the GOAT goat of who simply cannot be deterred from climbing on rocks, no less because he cannot read the sign telling others not to climb upon the rocks, to the prison pigeon who is currently being held without bail for areal pooping crimes, to the master chef canine who has seemingly created a reimagination of kibble from some of the finest ingredients that money can buy.
This poor pup is giving suspicious vibes in spades, though it is truly wondrous as to why. He knows that his crime is laid out right behind him, he knows that there is no way to hide it, yet he somehow seems to hope that he will not be blamed for it. Also, he has this cheeky little smile, like a clawminal who enjoyed his crimes…
This curious canine is both strange and suspicious. Law enforcement have put out a request for him to turn himself in for creating canine creatine without a license and for helping canines cheat pageant drug tests. If you know anything about his whereabouts, please do contact the authorities.
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