Man Confused When Woman He Asks on a Date Says No Because She's in Her 'Luteal' Phase and to Try Again When She's in Her 'Follicular,' Hilarity Ensues

It's not easy being in a woman. On top of all the pressures and unfairness society already puts on us, we have to deal with our godforsaken bodies. Did you know we go through four phases a month? Our cycles affect us in ways that men refuse to understand. Did you ever get the ever so misogynistic and unoriginal response during an argument, "you must be on your period!" Actually, SIR, I am not on my period, I'm 14 days BEFORE my period and if you knew that was my luteal phase you probably wouldn't have tried to fight me on if that one dog is cuter than mine. Because I WILL get offended, I WILL take it seriously, and I most definitely WILL cry. Crack that joke during my follicular phase and I would probably have just said "it's a good thing you're pretty" and move on.

One man came to TikTok to get help from the ladies on what the "luteal" phase is. Apparently, he asked out a girl and she told him no because she was on her luteal phase, but to ask her again in two weeks when she is in her follicular phase. He was completely confused. Sure, he could've googled it and probably did, but it made much better content to come to the ladies on TikTok to help him out. In the video, he assumes that she is talking about something that has to do with astrology and he admits he doesn't know much about it. The women provide spot-on hilarious AND help advice in the comments. See below!

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Man Confused When Woman He Asks on a Date Says No Because She's in Her 'Luteal' Phase and to Try Again When She's in Her 'Follicular,' Hilarity Ensues

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