'The cashier looked at me and we were both trying not to laugh': 2-year-old hilariously mocks Boomer throwing a tantrum at the grocery store

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    r/BoomersBeingFools • 22 hr. thats-the-tea_sis My toddler mocked a boomer today...
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    I've been a lurker on here forever, but I finally have a story worth posting! This happened this morning. I was at Walmart with my 2 year old daughter. Boomer Wife is checking out in front of me, her boomer husband is across from us at the customer service desk.
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    All of a sudden, Boomer Husband comes storming out holding a half-drunken bottle of apple juice and he starts yelling, "DON'T BUY APPLE JUICE AT WALMART! WALMART STINKS! THEY WON'T LISTEN TO THE APPLE JUICE RECALL! WALMART STINKS!" He's yelling so loudly, it's echoing.
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    My toddler hears this and all of a sudden yells at the top of her lungs, "GAW-WAH MAW!" and laughed. Took me a second to realize, but it was the same cadence as his last sentence, just not the words. She legit just mocked this guy. My 2 year old
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    mocked a boomer throwing a tantrum over his apple juice. My jaw dropped, the cashier looked at me and we're both trying not to laugh because I mean, it was hilarious. But I run around the cart and get in front of her and I'm like, "Baby,
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    no, not right now, not the right time". I don't know how he didn't hear her or how/why Boomer Wife. didn't say anything. She did seem way calmer about everything than him, so maybe she was just chill, but 1. They
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    both left to go back over to customer service. I get up to the register. I'm checking out and the cashier says to me, "She is adorable" nodding at my kid.
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    I'm like, "yeah, she's cute until she gets me beat up in the parking lot by a geriatric". And I know there's gonna be people who will be like, this didn't happen but idgaf. This was the funniest thing ever and I will never forget it. It's like,
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    burned into my brain now. The irony of a toddler mocking a guy who's losing his about apple juice... C'mon, comedy gold. (Tbf there is (was?) an apple juice recall, but idk what's going on with that.)
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    Illustrious_Leg_2537 • 20h ago They're so funny when they're little. Keep a log of the funny things they say and do when they're little.
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    ApprehensiveSpite589 • 21h ago I had an incident with a toddler at Walmart burned into my brain some years ago by how funny it was. I'll preface this by saying that I know I should not have laughed, but I did because it caught me so very off guard. Me and a friend were waiting to check out. In the line in front of
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    us was a young man with a toddler, then a very large woman being snippy and nasty about everything around her, and then an older woman just trying to buy her items. The overly large Karen decided that she needed something to drink from the cold case in the aisle. Unfortunately, she was too large to simply turn around, so she had to back up. She let everyone within the 4 aisles on
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    either of us that she was backing up to get a drink from the cooler. As she began to back up, the toddler started going "BEEP BEEP BEEP" and making arm motions to back up all of us in the lane. Dad was instantly mortified and started trying to get his toddler to stop. My friend and I very quickly went and found a different lane at the other end of the store. We did our best to not laugh, but we failed.
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    Like I said, I know we shouldn't have laughed, but we did. It was funny! Mean? Yes. Still funny.
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    • sinking-fast 19h ago In line at McDonald's and my kid starts singing Bob Marley at the top of her lungs. "BUFFALO SOLDIER! DRED LOC RASTA! Fighting for survival! Fighting on arrival!" I'd been playing his Legend cd in the car for months.
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    • AzuleStriker 21h ago I wish I had seen that.
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    SuperElectric Mammoth • 19h ago This is what i love about toddlers - they have no filter about cutting through what they see as Sometimes, of course, what they see as is things like "don't use koolaid as a finger paint on my counter while i'm on the phone", but sometimes the is valid. True story btw - that was today.
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    deedeejayzee • 20h ago As a mom, I can totally believe this happened. As an Auntie, I would have bought her any candy she wanted right then. Toddlers are hilarious and they all come up with new ways to embarrass their parents. They are little geniuses, lol.
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    . AnyProgram8084 • 21h ago I wonder if Wmart will let you have the video? Tell them your adorable child did something so funny in checkout and you'd love to have the video. Maybe someone on the security team will cross post it to TikTok for the rest of us to enjoy lol!
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    • Catzy94 14h ago I've got a cute boomer story for a twinge of eyebleach. Definitely not discounting this experience, I see this kind of thing regularly too, just want to add a giggle. I live in a rural area. We're grabbing milk from Wally World and it's my wife, me and our toddler. Kiddo is probably autistic and hates hand holding. Will behave better if you don't force it.
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    So he's walking around but sticking with us. I realize the milk case is hella crowded, but it's right next to a rack of Little Debbie case. Wife goes for the milk, I offer the kiddo his pick of the snacks. Relevant info, I live in Bumfuck, Texas, but I dress like Lydia Deets. Most people either compliment me or give the sign of the cross with little in-between.
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    Cue boomer next to us that blurts out "I wish you were my mom". I had no idea what to say to that, so I just nervous laugh. He then asks me if I know why everyone his age has arthritis. Wha??? He then tells me it's because when they asked for the snacks I just offered my kid, their parents would swat their hands. I look up and this dude looks completely
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    mind blown. And then tells me how awesome kids today are. Not at all what I was expecting. But I offer a king to stan among the fools.
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    Kitten666 17h ago • Nah kids are RUTHLESS. And 2 y/o is the ripe age of mimicking people, especially words. She might not have understood what boomer dude said, so just did gibberish instead
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