Happy meowrning, cat people! And welcome back to the most dangerous, spookiest, most unexpectedly risky segment on the internet. A segment full of itty bitty kitties. Yes, yes, you read that right. This list is indeed full of tiny kittens, but do not let their size fool you. They are dangerous. They are the most dangerous creatures you will ever encounter. Because of their powers of purrsuasion. They can make us do things that we never thought we would be doing.
For example, these kittens force us to write this listicle every single week, showcasing the smallest kittens - i.e. the biggest criminals. And we cannot do anything about it. We just have to take one look at them, and we are suddenly willing to do literally everything for them. And you will face the same fate if you continue into this listicle. So, you have been warned. Continue at your own risk.
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"He will make a great new family member for someone's House. Maybe Gryffindor? He actually wanted to speak to House Management. He hadn't been fed in forever according to him! We're trying to make sure he gets all the food he wants... And more! We need him to grow big and strong like the Wizard he's destined to be!"
"She still had her placenta attached when I found her, about 2 weeks prior to the first picture. There were zero signs of any other kittens or momma cat which was very unusual. The local shelter said they would take her but due to her age they would have put her down immediately, because they had no fosters or nursing mothers readily available and she wouldn't have survived shelter life at that size anyhow. They further strongly recommended I don't attempt to save her and instead opt for the euthanasia, reiterating that her chances of survival with the conditions she was in were DISMAL at best, just absolutely dismal which seemed pretty bleak.
Nothing ventured nothing gained and if she was gonna die anyhow... youtubed how to cut her umbilical cord, started bottle feeding her, she seems pretty determined to stay in this world so, I finally decided to name her-Dizzy."
"Meet my fosters, Delphi and Moirai! It's sad to see that they don't have eyes, but the condition they were in before was even sadder. Imagine having two red gushers as eyes popping out of your head. They had those gushers removed two days ago and needed a quiet space to heal and finish up their meds. They are sweethearts and already settling in!"
"I was walking home at night when I heard a screech in the middle of the avenue. I went closer and it stopped making noise and I couldn't find it in the middle of the night.But I saw an aloe move and under the roots I found it. He already has teeth and eats wet food. Fortunately we were able to give him up for adoption and he found his forever home."
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