'Stroke, but make a slurping sound so there's no confusion': 26 Ridiculous Responses From Daft Doggo Lovers Debating Over Licking Their Dogs

Well, readers, we've officially explored enough of the internet today. We come across a lot of weird things during our search to bring you some of the best animal memes, the most heartwarming rescue stories, and anything else we can find, but we can honestly say that this thread we will remember until the end of our days. Reddit is a strange place, filled with hilarious doggos, silly kitties, and a bunch of weird people asking even stranger questions.

One doggo pawrent asked the question "Would my dog like it if I licked her back?" and you know we just had to click on it. How could we resist a pawsitively tempting thread like this, knowing that the internet would come out with howlarious responses for us to giggle at. And boy, were we right! From "stroke, but make a slurping sound so there's no confusion" to "Start under the tail if they've been a really good boy", the humor just gets weirder and weirder. It's something you have to see for yourself, so scroll down to see the silliness all in one place. Have a great week!

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In all fairness, it's a very reasonable question. We show love the way we want to receive love, so it would make sense that if your dog licks you, it would want to be licked back….but at the same time, not at all. We think our dog is fine with all the kisses we give her. No tongue necessary.
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It doesn't sound very sanitary, but then again, we let our dogs lick our faces, so that also isn't sanitary. We're not medical experts, so we'll leave you to make your own decisions, but we tend to agree with ER vets.
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