A Treasure Trove of 30 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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John Summers • Contributor
Sep 30, 2024 8:00 PM EDT

The heavy wooden door creaks open slowly. Faint orange light spills from behind it. As the door fully opens, you stand at the entrance of a vast, ancient hall. The space is dusty and draped with cobwebs, exuding a distinct musky scent that suggests the hall has remained sealed for a considerable time. Yet, curiously, all the torches and candles remain lit. Dominating the room is a grand marble table, encircled by eight chairs. Each appears as pristine as the day they were crafted, devoid of dust or cobwebs. Atop the table rests a solitary, large book.

Drawn to it, you approach the table and examine the inscription on the cover: "The Big Book of Internet Memes, Vol 6 - Dungeons and Dragons Memes." You're perplexed by terms like "Internet," "memes," and even "Dungeons and Dragons," yet your curiosity prevails. Taking a seat, you open the book and begin to delve into its pages.

And it begins:

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  • 01
    A Shield is a +2 AC A Shield is: -an improvised table -a basket -a barricade -a doorstop -a workbench -a bed for pet -a sled -a privacy screen
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  • 02
    DM: Bandits are blocking your way Wizard and sorcerer: Start with a giant fireball? I love it! Let's start with a giant fireball!
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    Paladin: You bargained with a fey to gain us passage through the woods? Monk: Don't make too much of it. Paladin: What did they demand for payment? Monk: My firstborn. Paladin: But you took an oath of celibacy when you became a monk. Monk: It didn't come up during the conversation.
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    Paladin: Are you sure now is the best time for me to perform the Ceremony Spell?! Ranger and Druid: DO YOU WANT US TO FIGHT THAT THING WITH +2 AC OR NOT?!!! Paladin: sigh* Dearly Beloved we are gathered here today...
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  • 05
    THE PARTY DM GIVING A WARNING DM ISSUING A CHALLENGE
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    WAIT, YOU GUYS ACTUALLY MONKEY PAW YOUR PLAYERS WITH WISH? I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
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    DM WHO GAVE THE MIN MAXER A MONKEYS PAW MIN MAXER USING IT TO CAST 8TH LEVEL SPELLS imgflip.com
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  • 08
    "if your character was aware they were in a ttrpg they'd go insane" BA impfl my brother in bahamut if i found out i was in a ttrpg, i'd be dissapointed in whoever thought i was a good build.
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  • 09
    Knight the bard insulted: "this is an outrage! I demand satisfaction!" The bard: made with mematic
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  • 10
    D&D 5th Edition You Can Bludgeon A Ghost To Death With A Chair Pathfinder 2nd Edition
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  • 11
    Bahamuts Personality According To Most Players Bahamuts Personality According To The Actual Lore made with mematic
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  • 12
    THE 4 HORSEMEN OF ARTIFICERS imgflip.com
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  • 13
    WHEN THE GM ROLLS LOW ON THE ENCOUNTER TABLE BUT STILL TRIES TO MAKE IT EPIC
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  • 14
    SIMS FANS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ISN'T GONNA BEA SIMS 5? THEY'RE JUST GONNA "UPDATE™ 4? D&D FANS FIRST TIME? imgflip.com
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  • 15
    Noctis Every other fantasy race and class human fighter OFF MY CHAIR JESTER The THE KING SITS THERE.
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  • 16
    imgflip.com THE RULES LAWER STARTING A SENTENCE SAYING "ACTUALLY, THAT WOULDN'T WORK." THE SCARED DM THINKING HIS BBEG WAS ABOUT TO GET ONE-SHOTTED You came.
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  • 17
    D&D players who lied about wanting more realism in their games GURPS GMS courting the D&D players who want more realism in their games
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    imglip.com You read the forbidden texts eldritch blast eldritch blast eldritch M blast
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  • 19
    Wizord Fighter who Hates magic Ring of spell storing with 1 - counter spell 1 - see invisibility
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  • 20
    When the first-time player starts getting excited about the 14-page backstory for their level 1 wizard with 8 CON *CONCERN*
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  • 21
    ALL THE ENEMIES IN THE DUNGEON ARE UNDEAD REANIMATED BY BLACK SLUDGE, AND ARE VULNERABLE TO SLASHING AND PIERCING DAMAGE ALL THE BLACK SLUDGE FLOWS INTO THE BOSS ROOM, GIVING HIM TEMP HP FOR EVERY POINT OF SLASHING/PIERCING DAMAGE YOU DID IN THE DUNGEON imgflip.com
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  • 22
    The player who assumed the minmaxxer wasn't a good roleplayer watching as the minmaxxer roleplay good 11 wit
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  • 23
    When your Bard and Artificer crashes the party.
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  • 24
    THIS IS A LARGE BATTLEAXE I TOOK FROM A MINOTAUR StaR I HAD ENLARGE CAST ON ME SO I CAN WIELD IT WITHOUT DISADVANTAGE YUP YUP I HAVE THE SAME STRENGTH SCORE AS MAKES THE MINOTAUR, MEANING SENSE TO ME IAM EQUALLY AS STRONG. SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DEAL ITS FULL DAMAGE WITH MY ATTACKS ingflip.com O SALE YOU LACK THE BULK AND STRENGTH TO PROPERLY USE IT AND SO ONLY DO THE EXTRA 104 DAMAGE
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  • 25
    Players thinking of a solution to the puzzle DM also thinking of a solution
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  • 26
    ofools I want to write a DnD campaign but just play it by myself and DM myself ofools I have been informed that this is called Writing a Book
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  • 27
    When you're fighting adventurers and one of them fills the room with a fog cloud guess I'll die
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  • 28
    The Paladin, planning an elaborate ritual to prevent the flameskull from coming back alive AZERB The Warlock, dumping it into the Bag of Devouring she's been carrying around after it ate her friends 341 00 38 O SERIES 10/10 S 2024 PARIS 2020 2024 PARIS 202 7 TURKIY
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  • 29
    When the DM asks what you want to do on your turn gs I have concepts of a plan
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  • 30
    KnowNothing F Impressive, very nice boss kill there. Now let's see his second form. made with mematic
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